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Elizabeth Warren never washes her face, and other 2020 skincare routines
« on: January 10, 2020, 04:36:01 pm »
Thank goodness for CBS News. Now this is what I call responsible reporting! But it's not just about Squaw Forked Tongue; the story describes the skincare routine of lots of Democrat candidates, thank goodness.

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Elizabeth Warren never washes her face, and other 2020 skincare routines
 By Caitlin Huey-Burns
January 9, 2020 / 6:42 PM / CBS News

Elizabeth Warren shocked the internet Thursday when it was revealed that she does not wash her face — well, at least not in the conventional way. In an interview with Cosmopolitan magazine, the Massachusetts senator known for her flawless complexion shared a skincare secret that many who have followed her have been wondering about: Pond's Moisturizer.

"Every morning, every night," Warren said. "And I never wash my face." ...

Bernie Sanders: The 78-year-old senator doesn't have much to say about his skincare. His routine, he said, is "not much." Asked whether he moisturizes, Sanders replied, "I put something on. I got something, the doctor gave me something years ago. I put it on. I'm not quite sure." ...
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Does Lizzie ever bathe or wash her clothes, because she wears the same outfit every day, it seems.  :pondering:

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Re: Elizabeth Warren never washes her face, and other 2020 skincare routines
« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2020, 05:38:49 pm »
This is right up there with Michael Moore never changing his underwear....
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Re: Elizabeth Warren never washes her face, and other 2020 skincare routines
« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2020, 07:25:47 pm »
The 78-year-old senator doesn't have much to say about his skincare. His routine, he said, is "not much." Asked whether he moisturizes, Sanders replied, "I put something on. I got something, the doctor gave me something years ago. I put it on. I'm not quite sure." ...


Ah Bernie....it is Preparation-H and the doctor said apply to your ass hole as needed.
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Re: Elizabeth Warren never washes her face, and other 2020 skincare routines
« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2020, 07:27:50 pm »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on January 10, 2020, 05:38:49 pm
This is right up there with Michael Moore never changing his underwear....

Nah .... this rates with Lady Gaga (though I loved her in a 'Star is Born') -- she doesn't remember the last time she bathed!
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Re: Elizabeth Warren never washes her face, and other 2020 skincare routines
« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2020, 07:29:09 pm »
Quote from: libertybele on January 10, 2020, 07:27:50 pm
Nah .... this rates with Lady Gaga (though I loved her in a 'Star is Born') -- she doesn't remember the last time she bathed!

Most of these "wash-a-phobes" take PTA's.   They just wash their pits tits and ass.
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Re: Elizabeth Warren never washes her face, and other 2020 skincare routines
« Reply #5 on: January 10, 2020, 08:42:19 pm »
Quote from: Wingnut on January 10, 2020, 07:29:09 pm
Most of these "wash-a-phobes" take PTA's.   They just wash their pits tits and ass.




There used to be another name for those...a prostitutes (sorta) bath.

I've always preferred "bird bath". :laugh:
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Re: Elizabeth Warren never washes her face, and other 2020 skincare routines
« Reply #6 on: January 10, 2020, 08:58:48 pm »
I do a mean imitation of Lieawatha, pushing up the sleeves of my pastel sweater, fist pumping, and hectoring the audience. At least it makes my family laugh. wink777
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Re: Elizabeth Warren never washes her face, and other 2020 skincare routines
« Reply #7 on: January 10, 2020, 09:27:45 pm »
Quote from: austingirl on January 10, 2020, 08:58:48 pm
I do a mean imitation of Lieawatha, pushing up the sleeves of my pastel sweater, fist pumping, and hectoring the audience. At least it makes my family laugh. wink777

I'd pay to see that.   :yowsa:
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Re: Elizabeth Warren never washes her face, and other 2020 skincare routines
« Reply #8 on: January 11, 2020, 12:58:15 am »
Quote from: Wingnut on January 10, 2020, 07:25:47 pm
Ah Bernie....it is Preparation-H and the doctor said apply to your ass hole as needed.
Isn't Preparation H supposed to tighten up the wrinkles? Maybe that's really Lizzie's secret. Bernie, not so much.
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Re: Elizabeth Warren never washes her face, and other 2020 skincare routines
« Reply #9 on: January 11, 2020, 01:02:50 am »
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Re: Elizabeth Warren never washes her face, and other 2020 skincare routines
« Reply #10 on: January 11, 2020, 01:06:02 am »
Quote from: mountaineer on January 11, 2020, 12:58:15 am
Isn't Preparation H supposed to tighten up the wrinkles? Maybe that's really Lizzie's secret. Bernie, not so much.

It is said it removes bags from under the eyes.  Sadly It doesn't removes bags of shit. 
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Re: Elizabeth Warren never washes her face, and other 2020 skincare routines
« Reply #11 on: January 11, 2020, 01:11:37 am »
Quote from: Wingnut on January 11, 2020, 01:06:02 am
It is said it removes bags from under the eyes.  Sadly It doesn't removes bags of shit.

Ya know, I read a while back that Prep H is really popular on the professional Bodybuilder circuit.  They smear it on their muscles to shrink tissue and bring pumped muscles into sharp relief under the lights.  Can you, for a moment, imagine the aroma of that stage?  :terror:
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Re: Elizabeth Warren never washes her face, and other 2020 skincare routines
« Reply #12 on: January 11, 2020, 01:21:59 am »
Things are now much more clearer where Nancy's concerned...

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