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What do you most regret NOT having in your Home? (Updated)

A Quiet Person that Cooks and likes Sex (with me)
3 (27.3%)
An AR-15
1 (9.1%)
A nice nurse with boobs
4 (36.4%)
Air~Fryer
3 (27.3%)

Total Members Voted: 8

Voting closed: October 20, 2019, 05:25:46 pm

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Offline skeeter

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Re: What do you most regret NOT having in your Home? (Updated)
« Reply #50 on: September 30, 2019, 06:59:45 pm »
A SmartBidet SB-1000 Electric Bidet Seat with Remote Control.

Oscillating wash. Thats living.
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Re: What do you most regret NOT having in your Home?
« Reply #51 on: September 30, 2019, 07:05:17 pm »
    My ol lady spends enough time on the toilet already, @skeeter
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Re: What do you most regret NOT having in your Home?
« Reply #52 on: September 30, 2019, 07:06:54 pm »
A butler.
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Re: What do you most regret NOT having in your Home?
« Reply #53 on: September 30, 2019, 07:08:59 pm »
Quote from: Sanguine on September 30, 2019, 06:43:58 pm
OK, you asked for it.



@Sanguine

I might now know much,but I have spent my life in careful examinations of boobs,and those ain't boobs.
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Re: What do you most regret NOT having in your Home?
« Reply #54 on: September 30, 2019, 07:10:46 pm »
Quote from: corbe on September 30, 2019, 07:05:17 pm
    My ol lady spends enough time on the toilet already, @skeeter

This is something you could do together.
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Re: What do you most regret NOT having in your Home?
« Reply #55 on: September 30, 2019, 07:22:16 pm »
   Is this your nice way of telling me I'm full of $hit? @skeeter
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Re: What do you most regret NOT having in your Home? (Updated)
« Reply #56 on: September 30, 2019, 07:24:47 pm »
Quote from: skeeter on September 30, 2019, 06:59:45 pm
A SmartBidet SB-1000 Electric Bidet Seat with Remote Control.

Oscillating wash. Thats living.

Yeah... I gotta use a pressure washer when that happens...  :whistle:
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Re: What do you most regret NOT having in your Home? (Updated)
« Reply #57 on: September 30, 2019, 07:29:57 pm »
Quote from: roamer_1 on September 30, 2019, 07:24:47 pm
Yeah... I gotta use a pressure washer when that happens...  :whistle:

It hurts just to think about that @roamer_1. Apparently living off the grid has made you one very tough hombre.

@corbe your comfort, and marital relations, are my only concern.
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Re: What do you most regret NOT having in your Home? (Updated)
« Reply #58 on: October 01, 2019, 02:26:50 am »
Quote from: roamer_1 on September 30, 2019, 07:24:47 pm
Yeah... I gotta use a pressure washer when that happens...  :whistle:
Pressure washer? Damn, son, just sit in the creek a spell, it'll come loose. :silly:
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