Why not try something new, like becoming a comedienne?
Comedienne is some kind of universal pass card in Hollywood.
You can be the most vulgar violent strident Leftist on Earth,
but as long as you say "comedienne"
then somehow suddenly everything is forgiven.
YES I hate everyone in America! I hate all Americans and America!
Comedienne! Comedienne! Therefore, no consequences...
I'm pulling my comedianne card...