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SNL Writer Offers Blowj*bs in Exchange for Someone Punching a Covington Catholic Student in the Face
« on: January 22, 2019, 04:39:34 pm »
SNL Writer Offers Blowj*bs in Exchange for Someone Punching a Covington Catholic Student in the Face
by Cassandra Fairbanks January 21, 2019

A contributing writer for Saturday Night Live has offered her followers a blowjob if they physically assault one of the kids from Covington Catholic High School.

Despite the media narrative being widely debunked — and the proof that the kids were well-behaved while adults hurled racial slurs and insults at them — “comedian” Sarah Beattie has opted to solicit violence in exchange for sex acts.



“I will blow whoever manages to punch that maga kid in the face,” Beattie tweeted on Monday afternoon.

Classy.

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Re: SNL Writer Offers Blowj*bs in Exchange for Someone Punching a Covington Catholic Student in the
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2019, 04:40:32 pm »
Her parents must be proud knowing their daughter is a whore who advocates beating up children.
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Re: SNL Writer Offers Blowj*bs in Exchange for Someone Punching a Covington Catholic Student in the
« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2019, 04:41:41 pm »
Now let's stop here for a second and think about this. Sarah Beattie is kind of cute..

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Re: SNL Writer Offers Blowj*bs in Exchange for Someone Punching a Covington Catholic Student in the
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2019, 04:42:06 pm »
Quote from: mystery-ak on January 22, 2019, 04:40:32 pm
Her parents must be proud knowing their daughter is a whore who advocates beating up children.

Unfortunately, if they are "progressive" enough, they probably are........   **nononono*
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Re: SNL Writer Offers Blowj*bs in Exchange for Someone Punching a Covington Catholic Student in the
« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2019, 04:45:28 pm »
Quote from: mystery-ak on January 22, 2019, 04:40:32 pm
Her parents must be proud knowing their daughter is a whore who advocates beating up children.

Yeah. I am looking at pictures of this nobody and she does indeed look like she will blow anyone for $1.50.....

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Re: SNL Writer Offers Blowj*bs in Exchange for Someone Punching a Covington Catholic Student in the
« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2019, 04:58:36 pm »
Quote from: Amb. Frank Cannon on January 22, 2019, 04:45:28 pm
Yeah. I am looking at pictures of this nobody and she does indeed look like she will blow anyone for $1.50.....



Or for a coupla lines of blow....
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Re: SNL Writer Offers Blowj*bs in Exchange for Someone Punching a Covington Catholic Student in the
« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2019, 05:07:03 pm »
Quote from: ABX on January 22, 2019, 04:41:41 pm
Now let's stop here for a second and think about this. Sarah Beattie is kind of cute..

There is nothing cute about that mind.  (And yes, brains matter)
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Re: SNL Writer Offers Blowj*bs in Exchange for Someone Punching a Covington Catholic Student in the
« Reply #7 on: January 22, 2019, 05:09:05 pm »
Quote from: Hoodat on January 22, 2019, 05:07:03 pm
There is nothing cute about that mind.  (And yes, brains matter)

She probably wishes those things stretching out her blouse were brains.
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Re: SNL Writer Offers Blowj*bs in Exchange for Someone Punching a Covington Catholic Student in the
« Reply #8 on: January 22, 2019, 05:17:59 pm »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on January 22, 2019, 05:09:05 pm
She probably wishes those things stretching out her blouse were brains.

Yeah, but she can’t push together her cerebral hemispheres to make them bigger like she’s doing to her honeydews.
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Re: SNL Writer Offers Blowj*bs in Exchange for Someone Punching a Covington Catholic Student in the
« Reply #9 on: January 22, 2019, 05:26:48 pm »
Maybe I am wrong, but I thought you had to actually be funny to be considered a comedian.
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Re: SNL Writer Offers Blowj*bs in Exchange for Someone Punching a Covington Catholic Student in the
« Reply #10 on: January 22, 2019, 05:28:55 pm »
Quote from: verga on January 22, 2019, 05:26:48 pm
Maybe I am wrong, but I thought you had to actually be funny to be considered a comedian.

Not really. Look at Kathy Griffin and Chelsea Handler.
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Re: SNL Writer Offers Blowj*bs in Exchange for Someone Punching a Covington Catholic Student in the
« Reply #11 on: January 22, 2019, 05:36:53 pm »
Quote from: Amb. Frank Cannon on January 22, 2019, 04:45:28 pm
Yeah. I am looking at pictures of this nobody and she does indeed look like she will blow anyone for $1.50.....


Quote from: Cyber Liberty on January 22, 2019, 04:58:36 pm
Or for a coupla lines of blow....

She's a vacuum with nipples.
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Re: SNL Writer Offers Blowj*bs in Exchange for Someone Punching a Covington Catholic Student in the
« Reply #12 on: January 22, 2019, 05:41:56 pm »
Quote from: verga on January 22, 2019, 05:26:48 pm
Maybe I am wrong, but I thought you had to actually be funny to be considered a comedian.
You are wrong. According to the new progressive philosophy, it is much more important to be
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