Migrant Caravan Goes Home As Trump Buys Honduras

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Scrappleface
Scott Ott
Oct. 22, 2018

A sea of migrant marchers 7,000 strong — bound from Honduras to the U.S. border — suddenly turned south today on news that President Donald Trump offered to buy and rehab their home country.

“Let’s face it,” Trump said. “Honduras is a sh**hole of poverty, drugs and crime. I don’t blame these people who want to get out of Latin America, and come to real America. I smelled opportunity here, so I put together a deal.”

“I picked it up cheap,” the president added. “Fire-sale price really. Nobody else has the brains to do a job like Honduras. Trump alone can do it. We’re going to make Honduras great…for the first time ever.”

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[corbe]

   He would make a VERY Good Central American Dictator.

[libertybele]

   He would make a VERY Good Central American Dictator.

That's a possibility, one that I hadn't thought of, but certainly him attempting to merge all of the Americas together wouldn't surprise me.  I've been expecting a Trans Texas Corridor, but this would be an even sweeter deal for him.