When I was younger I used to do deliveries. When I got off the highway and got lost, this was typical for the kind of directions I would get.
I am guilty of that myself. It is more true here in the Rockies than elsewhere, because all navigation is by landmark, handrail, and backstop. Direction is nearly useless, other than in the general sense.
And just to add to the fun, I often refer to businesses that have been long gone, or renamed for decades.
"You go on up to the Buttreys over yonder, right across from the Roy Stanley's... and head out toward Fisher's place"
Well, yeah that's right... But Roy Stanly Chevrolet hasn't been there since my first kid was born, and the Buttreys has been an Albertson's for about 15 years... And the Fisher's moved off half a lifetime ago.
