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.....I remember thinking at some point that I hoped when I became an old lady, I’d be one of the nicer ones. Then, of course, it dawned on me that I was in the process of becoming the kind of older lady I would be, and I needed to start working on that now.Now I am in my “middle years,†but with “old age†looming some time in the future (when exactly it starts keeps getting pushed back further and further 🙂 ), I’ve started to think in a more concentrated manner about becoming the right kind of older lady. So I thought I’d preach to myself a little bit in preparation. You’re welcome to read along. Keep in mind I am preaching to myself, not older ladies – that’s not my place.....https://barbarah.wordpress.com/2015/02/04/how-not-to-become-an-old-biddy/
Choose ye this day: Cookies or cats.
Don't let @corbe see this or he'll start a poll.
Wait, Corbe is a dude? Like biological or just identification?
How did you know @endicom that half of the polls I start never get by the site editors?
Well, maybe you'll be offered some ID.
He did send this Dick pic a while back.
I'm working hard to become like my idol, Red Foreman, and resident Crusty Old Fart.
I'm going for Red Green myself. I still have 30 or so years to work on that.
Red Green is also a worthy role model.
This is my role model, the woman I aspire to be.No one calls Prickley a biddy!
My husband's grandmother said that people tend to get hard as they age, and they should be vigilant to not let it happen.
Whatever do you mean? My body is soft, not hard.
I was born crotchety. I've had all the bad traits my whole life. Now get off mt lawn!
But are you poopin yourself yet?That's when you've arrived.
Shhh! I always figured toilet training would turn me into a neurotic. 💩
If you get the walkin-farts, it's already too late.
Stop puttin' an hourglass on me! LOL!
Somehow I can't stop giggling at the title.
