Kim Jong Un brings his own toilet to Trump summit

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Kim Jong Un brings his own toilet to Trump summit

By Mark Moore

June 11, 2018 | 12:25pm | Updated

North Korean despot Kim Jong Un is so anal about thwarting spies that he brought his own portable toilet to the five-star hotel where he’s staying in Singapore for the summit with President Trump, according to a report.

The toilet, which will deny “sewer divers insights into the supreme leader’s stools,” arrived in a transport plane ahead of him that also carried special food and his bulletproof limousine, the South Korean website Chosun reported Monday.

Kim, whose trip to the summit with Trump is only the third time he’s left North Korea since assuming power in 2011, routinely uses a portable john that accompanies him wherever he goes.

Lee Yun Keol, who served in a North Korean guard unit before defecting to South Korea in 2005, said the country’s leader always travels with a person to keep his bodily functions away from prying eyes.

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[Sanguine]

I bring my own toothbrush and curling iron whenever I travel.  Never thought of bringing a toilet.

[Frank Cannon]

I bring my own toothbrush and curling iron whenever I travel.  Never thought of bringing a toilet.

Then here is a suggestion for you....

[Sanguine]

Then here is a suggestion for you....

Yeah, thanks, Frank. 

On another note, figures that's what Kathy Griffin would be advertising.

[RoosGirl]

Then here is a suggestion for you....

Is that the "Squatty Potty" ?  I didn't know Kathy Griffin was hocking those thing.

Anyway, who gets the honor of carrying and cleaning Kim's bucket?

[WingNot]

I bring my own toothbrush and curling iron whenever I travel.  Never thought of bringing a toilet.

A country girl can survive.

[RoosGirl]

A country girl can survive.

Genius.

[Suppressed]

Anyway, who gets the honor of carrying and cleaning Kim's bucket?

The Groom of the Stool (formally styled: "Groom of the King's Close Stool") was the most intimate of an English monarch's courtiers, responsible for assisting the king in excretion and ablution.

The physical intimacy of the role naturally led to him becoming a man in whom much confidence was placed by his royal master and with whom many royal secrets were shared as a matter of course. This secret information—while it would never have been revealed, to the discredit of his honour—in turn led to him becoming feared and respected and therefore powerful within the royal court in his own right. [...]