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‘Antifa’ Activist Unable To Join Protest After Forgetting Ski Mask In Mom’s Car
« on: May 02, 2018, 07:27:51 pm »
BERKELEY, CA—College student and “Antifa” activist Richard Anderson, 25, was reportedly very upset Tuesday after being unable to join a local demonstration due to accidentally leaving his ski mask in his mother’s car when she drove him over to its location.

“Aw, man—I can’t believe I did that! It’s totally too late to text her to turn around, too,” a visibly dejected Anderson reportedly muttered to himself, burying his face in his hands and shaking his head. “Of all the things to forget, leave it to me to forget the one thing necessary to take part in a violent protest.”

At publishing time, he had pulled out his smartphone and ordered a few extra ski masks with expedited shipping, using his father’s credit card, to make sure this would never happen again.

http://babylonbee.com/news/antifa-activist-unable-join-protest-forgetting-ski-mask-moms-car/
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Re: ‘Antifa’ Activist Unable To Join Protest After Forgetting Ski Mask In Mom’s Car
« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2018, 07:28:15 pm »
It's cryin' time again.
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Re: ‘Antifa’ Activist Unable To Join Protest After Forgetting Ski Mask In Mom’s Car
« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2018, 07:52:28 pm »
Black trash bag secured by a rubber band around the neck should work.
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Re: ‘Antifa’ Activist Unable To Join Protest After Forgetting Ski Mask In Mom’s Car
« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2018, 08:28:17 pm »
Quote from: Restored on May 02, 2018, 07:52:28 pm
Black trash bag secured by a rubber band around the neck should work.

Yep, but without the panache of the ski mask.  Fashion matters, ya know.
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Re: ‘Antifa’ Activist Unable To Join Protest After Forgetting Ski Mask In Mom’s Car
« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2018, 08:42:58 pm »
The Babylon Bee, good stuff there...
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Re: ‘Antifa’ Activist Unable To Join Protest After Forgetting Ski Mask In Mom’s Car
« Reply #5 on: May 02, 2018, 08:56:44 pm »
Wearing a mask should be an automatic ticket to jail.  After all.... bank robbers use them too...lol.

I would love to believe that most of the antifa aholes are just as unorganized, forgetful and snowflakey as this kid.  Alas...

that is not the case, in reality.

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Re: ‘Antifa’ Activist Unable To Join Protest After Forgetting Ski Mask In Mom’s Car
« Reply #6 on: May 02, 2018, 08:57:54 pm »
Quote from: XenaLee on May 02, 2018, 08:56:44 pm
Wearing a mask should be an automatic ticket to jail.  After all.... bank robbers use them too...lol.

I would love to believe that most of the antifa aholes are just as unorganized, forgetful and snowflakey as this kid.  Alas...

that is not the case, in reality.

Well, this was satire but I thought it was pretty funny.
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Re: ‘Antifa’ Activist Unable To Join Protest After Forgetting Ski Mask In Mom’s Car
« Reply #7 on: May 02, 2018, 09:09:12 pm »
Quote from: Emjay on May 02, 2018, 08:57:54 pm
Well, this was satire but I thought it was pretty funny.

You really can't tell satire from reality these days.... when it concerns idiot lefties.  But yeah, funny (and typical)...lol.

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Re: ‘Antifa’ Activist Unable To Join Protest After Forgetting Ski Mask In Mom’s Car
« Reply #8 on: May 02, 2018, 09:42:23 pm »
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Re: ‘Antifa’ Activist Unable To Join Protest After Forgetting Ski Mask In Mom’s Car
« Reply #9 on: May 02, 2018, 09:55:21 pm »
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