I don't trust anyone who cheats on their spouse.
There’s an old joke about the farmer’s wife cleaning out the attic. She finds a trunk full of cash and two ears of corn. She asks her husband, “What’s this all about?â€
“Well,†he says reluctantly, “when I was unfaithful, I put an ear of corn in the trunkâ€
“I can’t say I’m happy about this,†she replied. “However, I suppose after 50 years of marriage, twice isn’t the worst thing. What about the money?â€
The farmer shrugged and said, “Once I had a bushel, I sold it.â€
I think it’s safe to say Trump could have made more than he’s got in grain futures.