I don't know a single damn one of those... Here, let me crack you a cold one...

LOL! That's funny. I walked into a liquor store recently looking to buy some beer. They had a whole refrigerated wall of all kinds of beer. I did not recognize a single one of them. Alpine Resort First Reserve. What the HELL is that!?
So I went to the counter and asked if they had any REAL beer. He said, Oh yeah, we keep that stuff in the back. He took me behind the wall and sure enough Bud, Miller, Pabst, all my friends were there. I bought a six of Miller 16oz and a plastic lemon of lemon juice. And that was that.
They are pushing these quaint little yuppie microbrews because they are double the price and double the profits. And they give the snobs a reason to feel superior about themselves.
For me, a cold glass of Miller with a squeeze of lemon is the best beer I have ever tasted. And no fancy label will ever top it.