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Lucky Charms adds its first new marshmallow in 10 years.
« on: February 22, 2018, 05:28:37 pm »
Lucky Charms is about to bring in the unicorns.

The cereal brand, which has commercials and marketing centered around a leprechaun who just can’t seem to find his stolen Lucky Charms, will now add a new marshmallow in the shape of a unicorn, according to a General Mills press release.

The new marshmallow will be white, blue and purple. The new marshmallow is “inspired and created by kids,” according to the press release.

“Our goal is to not only create a cereal that families and cereal fans will love and enjoy, but to inspire magical possibilities and help spark imagination and fun no matter what the age,” said Josh DeWitt, marketing manager of Lucky Charms. “That’s why, after 10 years, we decided to introduce a new charm with the help of the keepers of magic themselves — kids. They spoke, and after hearing their love for the magical unicorn, we listened.”

The unicorn will join the staple marshmallow shapes, which include hearts, stars, horseshoes, clovers, rainbows and red balloons, according to USA Today.

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Re: Lucky Charms adds its first new marshmallow in 10 years.
« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2018, 05:38:04 pm »
I'm old enough to remember when there were only 3.
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Re: Lucky Charms adds its first new marshmallow in 10 years.
« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2018, 05:42:56 pm »
The new "marshmallow" should be a chewy little white liberal college student. 
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Re: Lucky Charms adds its first new marshmallow in 10 years.
« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2018, 05:43:27 pm »
The new "marshmallow" should be a chewy little white liberal college student.

Or a lawyer.
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Re: Lucky Charms adds its first new marshmallow in 10 years.
« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2018, 06:12:04 pm »
THIS is the kind of news we can get nowhere else and cannot live without!
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Re: Lucky Charms adds its first new marshmallow in 10 years.
« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2018, 06:27:05 pm »
THIS is the kind of news we can get nowhere else and cannot live without!

Well it isn't Naturalnews.con  but I Thank you.! 

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Re: Lucky Charms adds its first new marshmallow in 10 years.
« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2018, 06:41:10 pm »
Surprised it isn't rainbow-colored for the LGBTQ crowd.

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Re: Lucky Charms adds its first new marshmallow in 10 years.
« Reply #7 on: February 22, 2018, 06:44:10 pm »
Surprised it isn't rainbow-colored for the LGBTQ crowd.

I believe they covered it:

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Re: Lucky Charms adds its first new marshmallow in 10 years.
« Reply #8 on: February 22, 2018, 07:02:32 pm »
The cereal brand, which has commercials and marketing centered around a leprechaun who just can’t seem to find his stolen Lucky Charms, will now add a new marshmallow in the shape of a unicorn, according to a General Mills press release.


As I was clicking the link, I was really hoping the new marshmallow would be gun shaped.
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Re: Lucky Charms adds its first new marshmallow in 10 years.
« Reply #9 on: February 22, 2018, 07:08:36 pm »
I'm old enough to remember when there were only 3.

How did you survive ;)?
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Re: Lucky Charms adds its first new marshmallow in 10 years.
« Reply #10 on: February 22, 2018, 07:12:34 pm »
I'm old enough to remember when there were only 3.

LOL.  you are old! 

In the beginning when @txradioguy slept in his underoos... Lucky Charms had just four 'mallows: yellow moons, orange stars, pink hearts, and green clovers.
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Re: Lucky Charms adds its first new marshmallow in 10 years.
« Reply #11 on: February 22, 2018, 07:23:07 pm »
LOL.  you are old! 

In the beginning when @txradioguy slept in his underoos... Lucky Charms had just four 'mallows: yellow moons, orange stars, pink hearts, and green clovers.

I'm older than underoos...hell I predate disposable diapers.  I remember the commercials teasing the addition of the fourth lucky charm. 

Damn...I AM old... **nononono*
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Re: Lucky Charms adds its first new marshmallow in 10 years.
« Reply #12 on: February 22, 2018, 07:45:32 pm »
I'm older than underoos...hell I predate disposable diapers.  I remember the commercials teasing the addition of the fourth lucky charm. 

Damn...I AM old... **nononono*

You didn't miss much with underoos -- highly overrated.  I miss Lucky Charms and Count Chocula; we only got sugary cereal at my grandmother's house ;). 
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Re: Lucky Charms adds its first new marshmallow in 10 years.
« Reply #13 on: February 22, 2018, 10:33:57 pm »
You didn't miss much with underoos -- highly overrated.  I miss Lucky Charms and Count Chocula; we only got sugary cereal at my grandmother's house ;).
cereal jingle from the fifties and sixties re: Kellogg's Sugar Corn Pops

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They're shot with sugar through and through
Kellogg's Sugar Corn Pops
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Re: Lucky Charms adds its first new marshmallow in 10 years.
« Reply #14 on: February 22, 2018, 10:35:55 pm »
"They're always after me Lucky Charms"


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Re: Lucky Charms adds its first new marshmallow in 10 years.
« Reply #15 on: February 23, 2018, 04:34:27 am »
cereal jingle from the fifties and sixties re: Kellogg's Sugar Corn Pops

"Oh, the pops are sweeter, and the taste is new
They're shot with sugar through and through
Kellogg's Sugar Corn Pops
Sugar Pops are tops."

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Re: Lucky Charms adds its first new marshmallow in 10 years.
« Reply #16 on: February 23, 2018, 04:38:04 am »
I disagree.  Circle gets the square.

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Re: Lucky Charms adds its first new marshmallow in 10 years.
« Reply #17 on: February 23, 2018, 04:41:06 am »
My dad taught me that nothing goes better with a good Irish breakfast like Lucky Charms than a side of this.....

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Re: Lucky Charms adds its first new marshmallow in 10 years.
« Reply #18 on: February 23, 2018, 04:49:56 am »
   Who the hell does cereal or even breakfast for that matter anymore?   A little covfefe in my Baileys is all that's necessary to start my day.

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