Listen you, do I ever shit on your fun?
I know you wax to the kinky side... but that is not exactly sanitary. There are common standards of decency you know.
I expect better behavior from you in the future regarding this issue.
You know - Frank seems fond of Discipline and chicks who wear bed slippers with yoga pants and wife beaters.
Me, well - I survived a wife and three daughters in one home with only a single bathroom - so, unless you got letters after your name and can wield a 1/4" catheter legally, I'm none too affrighted.
I thought for the record it would be good idea to point out a difference in the Douches - not intending to ruin your excellent observation but rather to expand upon it.
Sessions is actually a bigger douche than Obama was on this issue, and I think he's a rubber appendage with exploded alkaline batteries in the power pack.
And of course, after kinky - double douching is indeed a sanitary option.