President Trump says you'll be hearing 'Merry Christmas' a lot more this year

[Frank Cannon]

See, right here is where I might reply, and start a sidebar conversation about sidebar conversations... Wouldn't that be weird?

I once had a sidebar to the left of my centerbar as a backup.

[RoosGirl]

I knew you were a Commie Pinko but I was just waiting for the time you would out yourself. The FBI is being notified as we speak.

Pffft, you could give them the address of the coin laundry I am posting from and I doubt they could find me.

[roamer_1]

I don't like Pecan Pie.  Little known fact, the pecan originated in the Lake Baikal region of Russia.  It is theorized that when Yermak Timofeevich sailed to the new world a black-billed Capercaillie was an accidental stow away.  When Yermak landed in what we now call Georgia, the Capercaillie (which incidentally the crew nick-named Willie) was finally able to find a nice piece of dry land to poop, and quite by accident started the first pecan grove in Georgia.  So, being of Russian origina I'm pretty sure the correct pronunciation is Piss-Off Pie.

And the whole point of that particular story is WTF is a capercaillie?
You made me look it up. 

[InHeavenThereIsNoBeer]

I knew you were a Commie Pinko but I was just waiting for the time you would out yourself. The FBI is being notified as we speak.

Why, are they hiring?

[RoosGirl]

And the whole point of that particular story is WTF is a capercaillie?
You made me look it up. 

I may have taken some liberties in the telling of that story.

[Frank Cannon]

Pffft, you could give them the address of the coin laundry I am posting from and I doubt they could find me.

Interesting. You stated in earlier testimony that you had a manual washing machine, but now you admit that you use a Laundromat. I contend that you are the actual murderer the day the music died.

[roamer_1]

Would that be a "metasidebar?"

That's uncomfortably close to 'metastasize' .. which might sometimes be accurate.

Maybe a megasidebar
until it's a gigasidebar...
and then a terasidebar...
when we hit googlesidebar we win the internet.

[corbe]

    It's obvious @Frank Cannon has been sent here by the FBI to derail any serious Conservative discussion from happening in this Forum and I for am damn tired of it!

[RoosGirl]

Interesting. You stated in earlier testimony that you had a manual washing machine, but now you admit that you use a Laundromat. I contend that you are the actual murderer the day the music died.

Is that a flip phone he's using?

[roamer_1]

I once had a sidebar to the left of my centerbar as a backup.

Oof! I might be able to do that... but I'd be pretty drunk.

[roamer_1]

I may have taken some liberties in the telling of that story.

Perhaps. But you could'a just damn well said 'grouse' and saved me the time. :|

[Frank Cannon]

    It's obvious @Frank Cannon has been sent here by the FBI to derail any serious Conservative discussion from happening in this Forum and I for am damn tired of it!

I am indeed a narc for the Feds. They flipped me on an embezzlement scheme I cooked up at the sperm bank.   

[corbe]

                       Found a picture of @RoosGirl in Laundromat

[RoosGirl]

I am indeed a narc for the Feds. They flipped me on an embezzlement scheme I cooked up at the sperm bank.

 

I'm laughing so hard I have tears running down my leg.

[Frank Cannon]

Is that a flip phone he's using?

No. It's some weird tech they had back then called a "Notebook". It didn't have batteries and you could only communicate on it with a strange stylus with one rubber end and an end with a charcoal type material.

[Silver Pines]

I don't like Pecan Pie.  Little known fact, the pecan originated in the Lake Baikal region of Russia.  It is theorized that when Yermak Timofeevich sailed to the new world a black-billed Capercaillie was an accidental stow away.  When Yermak landed in what we now call Georgia, the Capercaillie (which incidentally the crew nick-named Willie) was finally able to find a nice piece of dry land to poop, and quite by accident started the first pecan grove in Georgia.  So, being of Russian origina I'm pretty sure the correct pronunciation is Piss-Off Pie.

@RoosGirl

You don't like pecan pie, you're an only child, and your husband hates mayonnaise.

I'm honestly starting to think I suffered a psychotic break and I'm posting under two names.

[RoosGirl]

                       Found a picture of @RoosGirl in Laundromat

Yeah, I really had to work hard to get that guy in the dryer.  Didn't want to rumple my Donna Karan suit.

[Frank Cannon]

                       Found a picture of @RoosGirl in Laundromat

Do you have her number? Do you know if she is single?

[Silver Pines]

Reminds me of the pie Minny made for Hilly in "The Help."  ^-^

btw, back on topic............. MERRY CHRISTMAS RoosGirl!!

@musiclady

THAT was revenge.

[RoosGirl]

I don't like Pecan Pie.  Little known fact, the pecan originated in the Lake Baikal region of Russia.  It is theorized that when Yermak Timofeevich sailed to the new world a black-billed Capercaillie was an accidental stow away.  When Yermak landed in what we now call Georgia, the Capercaillie (which incidentally the crew nick-named Willie) was finally able to find a nice piece of dry land to poop, and quite by accident started the first pecan grove in Georgia.  So, being of Russian origina I'm pretty sure the correct pronunciation is Piss-Off Pie.

@CatherineofAragon

You don't like pecan pie, you're an only child, and your husband hates mayonnaise.

I'm honestly starting to think I suffered a psychotic break and I'm posting under two names.

[roamer_1]

                       Found a picture of @RoosGirl in Laundromat

@RoosGirl
Hey Roos... sorry to tell ya, but that only works with gas stoves

[Silver Pines]

Come on, this is a good thread.  As Sonny Bunch would say, no one denies this.

[Frank Cannon]

I'm honestly starting to think I suffered a psychotic break and I'm posting under two names.

I just found the other name I post under here at the forum......yes..... I am Frank!

[RoosGirl]

No. It's some weird tech they had back then called a "Notebook". It didn't have batteries and you could only communicate on it with a strange stylus with one rubber end and an end with a charcoal type material.

Sounds horribly primitive and juvenile. 

[roamer_1]

I am indeed a narc for the Feds. They flipped me on an embezzlement scheme I cooked up at the sperm bank.