There's only one thing a woman in America can't become . . . the father of her country.
---Kenny Delmar, in character as Sen. Claghorn (from whom the Looney Tunes people derived
Foghorn Leghorn, including all Claghorn's colloquialisms including "that's a joke,
son!"), as part of the "Allen's Alley" sketches on radio's Fred Allen Show in 1946.