Toilet Paper

[HonestJohn]

The "Over" orientation:




The "Under" orientation:




Bidet:

[bigheadfred]

Over. Definitely

Bidet. Most definitely not.

[EC]

Under.

Plus bidet.

[bigheadfred]

Under.

Plus bidet.

Bidet. Is that cold water or warm?

[Mom MD]

Definitely over

[bigheadfred]

I guess the answer is the amount of screaming involved.

[EC]

Bidet. Is that cold water or warm?

Depends if the boiler is in a good mood.

[Crazieman]

Option #4

[bigheadfred]

[bigheadfred]

Option #4

[roamer_1]

Freestyle (no hanger).
And you have no selection for corncobs... Jussayin.

[bigheadfred]

Freestyle (no hanger).
And you have no selection for corncobs... Jussayin.

You monster.

[roamer_1]

You monster.

And I mash it flat, so it ain't a roll no more.... Keep it on a shelf overhead... And there's a spare in my pickup. 

[Cripplecreek]

Sitting on the counter because in the 20 odd years I've lived here I haven't gotten around to installing a dispenser.

At work they are required to be over and toilet seats are supposed to be in the up position in both male and female restrooms.

[ABX]

I worry about all the people who thinks to much about this and doesn't just stick it on no matter which way it goes.

[ABX]

Depends........

First honest answer..

[Ghost Bear]

In Soviet Russia, toilet p!ss on you.

[INVAR]

Arguing how to hang toilet paper roll is rich man problem.

Finding clean water to wash left hand..... is problem for most.



(My first lesson as a missionary to India)

[endicom]

[GtHawk]

I guess the answer is the amount of screaming involved.

[Gefn]

I once used a bidet at a fancy schmancy hotel. It was wonderful.


I'd love to see one of those fancy Japanese talking toilets 🚽

[Suppressed]

I cannot believe, on such an important topic, we are ignoring the scribblings of the 16th Century monk Francois Rabelais, who wrote:

Afterwards I wiped my tail with a hen, with a cock, with a pullet, with a calf’s skin, with a hare, with a pigeon, with a cormorant, with an attorney’s bag, with a montero, with a coif, with a falconer’s lure. But, to conclude, I say and maintain, that of all torcheculs, arsewisps, bumfodders, tail-napkins, bunghole cleansers, and wipe-breeches, there is none in the world comparable to the neck of a goose, that is well downed, if you hold her head betwixt your legs. And believe me therein upon mine honour, for you will thereby feel in your nockhole a most wonderful pleasure, both in regard of the softness of the said down and of the temporate heat of the goose, which is easily communicated to the bum-gut and the rest the inwards, in so far as to come even to the regions of the heart and brains. And think not that the felicity of the heroes and demigods in the Elysian fields consisteth either in their asphodel, ambrosia, or nectar, as our old women here used to say; but in this, according to my judgment, that they wipe their tails with the neck of a goose, holding her head betwixt their legs, and such is the opinion of Master John of Scotland, alias Scotus.

To be sure, there's much more about the topic at the link, and I give you merely the conclusion, not such tidbits as . . 

Afterwards, in dunging behind a bush, I found a March-cat, and with it I wiped my breech, but her claws were so sharp that they scratched and exulcerated all my perinee.

 

So, I beseech thee, good surveyor, consider the goose neck for your inquiry.

[Suppressed]

I worry about all the people who thinks to much about this and doesn't just stick it on no matter which way it goes.

In hotels, it's supposed to be over the top, as it hangs it freely and not against the wall.

But in houses with cats who like to play with it, it must go under, else you end up with a pile of paper on the floor.

[Suppressed]

Under.

Plus bidet.

Ugh.

You'd like visiting my parents.  That's their setup.

[Cripplecreek]

For what its worth, I'm a bread bag twist & flipper.

[mystery-ak]

For bidet users...Aren't you soaking wet after using it...and do you pat dry with toilet paper?

[Suppressed]

For what its worth, I'm a bread bag twist & flipper.

[Cripplecreek]

At the risk of making this thread head south in a hurry, there is the question of wiping and observing or wiping and flushing without the investigation.

[endicom]

For bidet users...Aren't you soaking wet after using it...and do you pat dry with toilet paper?

You can get them with dryers. And with remotes if you're a bit of a prankster.

http://www.homedepot.com/b/Bath-Toilets-Toilet-Seats-Bidets-Bidets-Bidet-Parts-Bidet-Seats/Warm-Air-Dryer/N-5yc1vZbza8Z1z0rxyq

@mystery-ak

[Suppressed]

You can get them with dryers. And with remotes if you're a bit of a prankster.

http://www.homedepot.com/b/Bath-Toilets-Toilet-Seats-Bidets-Bidets-Bidet-Parts-Bidet-Seats/Warm-Air-Dryer/N-5yc1vZbza8Z1z0rxyq

@mystery-ak

From experience: the dryers don't work well. 

[RoosGirl]

Good night, the thought of air blowing on my lady parts from a device that someone has rinsed their fanny in is.... unpleasant.

[RoosGirl]

Where does a twist tie fit in?

[RoosGirl]

My husband grew up in a house with cats and so always hung the tp under.  Took me years to train him to do it the right way. :)

[roamer_1]

For bidet users...Aren't you soaking wet after using it...and do you pat dry with toilet paper?

I don't know anything about a real bidet... But if you are in a shop with a bunch of drunk redneck engineers, and you modify the toilet there to contain a brass fit 5/8" hose connected to 30 lbs of water pressure, hidden in the tidy-bowl... And wait for a late arriving buddy to enter that bathroom... 10 more seconds... Then flip the air valve that controls the water flow... Well, lets just say that ain't the sort of thing you 'pat dry'... But the 'screaming like a woman' part was worth it.

[EC]

For bidet users...Aren't you soaking wet after using it...and do you pat dry with toilet paper?

You dry yourself. With a towel. 

[GtHawk]

From experience: the dryers don't work well.

But be honest is there a sort of exictement in sitting on a large water filled bowl thats been electrified?

[Weird Tolkienish Figure]

Here's a little TMI pro-tip: you can use those massage showers like a bidet if you jump in the shower after uhhhhh, you know, pooping.

[RoosGirl]

Here's a little TMI pro-tip: you can use those massage showers like a bidet if you jump in the shower after uhhhhh, you know, pooping.

That's a heck of a poop if you need to get in the shower afterwards.

[RoosGirl]

You dry yourself. With a towel. 

And then hang the towel up for your spouse to dry their hands on sometime later?

[Bigun]

Where does a twist tie fit in?

Ballast for the trash can! I HATE the damned things!

[EC]

And then hang the towel up for your spouse to dry their hands on sometime later?

Dunno. What do you do with shower or bath towels?

It's not difficult. We have a towel for bidet use only.

[RoosGirl]

Dunno. What do you do with shower or bath towels?

It's not difficult. We have a towel for bidet use only.

I was just teasing ya.  Certainly if your home has a bidet you have a protocol for it.

Our organization is:
Wash cloths = single use before laundering.
Bath towels, on a his and hers towel rack = two uses before laundering.

[Weird Tolkienish Figure]

That's a heck of a poop if you need to get in the shower afterwards.

More TMI: it gets you way "cleaner" than simply wiping.

[EC]

I was just teasing ya.  Certainly if your home has a bidet you have a protocol for it.

Our organization is:
Wash cloths = single use before laundering.
Bath towels, on a his and hers towel rack = two uses before laundering.

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We don't count the uses so much - it's days. Since we change the pillow cases every other day there's always space in the washing machine for the bidet towels and hand towels. Bath towels are more like a once a week wash.

[RoosGirl]

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We don't count the uses so much - it's days. Since we change the pillow cases every other day there's always space in the washing machine for the bidet towels and hand towels. Bath towels are more like a once a week wash.

Oh gosh, I'm way too lazy to change the bed sheets every other day. :)

[EC]

Oh gosh, I'm way too lazy to change the bed sheets every other day. :)

Not the sheets! Life's too short for that amount of hassle. They get done as and when - usually weekly. Pillow cases though - I'm mostly bald, means a lot of head grease. Wife has really long hair, means a lot of conditioner etc. So the pillows get disgusting fast if they're not changed often.

[Suppressed]

I was just teasing ya.  Certainly if your home has a bidet you have a protocol for it.

Our organization is:
Wash cloths = single use before laundering.
Bath towels, on a his and hers towel rack = two uses before laundering.

You have to launder bath towels?!

I always figured that I just washed, so they must stay clean!

 

[EC]

You have to launder bath towels?!

I always figured that I just washed, so they must stay clean!

 

They're supposed to bend, you know ....   

[the_doc]

Most cat owners prefer the "under" orientation, I believe.

[bigheadfred]

At the risk of making this thread head south in a hurry, there is the question of wiping and observing or wiping and flushing without the investigation.

And/or dipping after the first flush. Wet wipes.