Author Topic: Behold the car that promises eternal life, The Tesla Model 3  (Read 347 times)

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Wingnut

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Elon “P.T. Barnum” Musk or Saint Elon to those who throw money at him and worship at his solar panel feet announced that the Tesla’s Model 3 car is set to go into production on Friday, a full two weeks ahead of schedule!!!! The price will start from $35,000 and could cost as low as $27,500 with a $7,500 electric car tax credit. The vehicle will fit up to five people and will have the capacity to reach 215 miles on just a single charge.

Step right up folks.  Get em while they are hot!  Smoking burning you up red hot!