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Re: FLOTUS Melania Fashion 11
« Reply #450 on: May 21, 2017, 08:28:54 pm »
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I wonder myself.  Is it just that they love her because she's a fellow liberal, but they know she looks like a beast?  An emperor-has-no-clothes thing where they'll never admit the truth?  I don't know how they could be blind enough not to see it.
I guess it could be that they are just too snarky to even give Mrs. Trump the credit due for both fashion sense and grace she possesses for fear of saying anything nice. They'd probably be roofied and left tied up in the wrong part of town for that.
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Re: FLOTUS Melania Fashion 11
« Reply #451 on: May 21, 2017, 08:44:38 pm »
The question is one of why on earth the fashionistas and the paparazzi would still be sucking up to her? Or did they buy into their own nonsense?

They buy into their own nonsense thinking that Michael had some sort of fashion sense.  Somehow they missed that the broad shoulder and bold legged look doesn't exactly scream feminism.  She always looks 'clunky'.

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« Reply #452 on: May 21, 2017, 08:48:19 pm »
They buy into their own nonsense thinking that Michael had some sort of fashion sense.  Somehow they missed that the broad shoulder and bold legged look doesn't exactly scream feminism.  She always looks 'clunky'.
Her genetics, development, something. I think you meant "bowlegged", but I agree, she is cursed with a singular lack of apparent grace, the lens does not mute that, and her fashion sense is lacking.
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Re: FLOTUS Melania Fashion 11
« Reply #453 on: May 21, 2017, 09:00:49 pm »
Ivanka misses the mark on this ... too casual.

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Re: FLOTUS Melania Fashion 11
« Reply #454 on: May 21, 2017, 09:02:54 pm »
You're right. White jeans would get dirty when you have your farm implements hooked up to her to plow the field.

OMIGOD!  You literally made me choke I laughed so hard! 

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Re: FLOTUS Melania Fashion 11
« Reply #455 on: May 21, 2017, 09:09:20 pm »
Her top looks like she took a pink sheet and twisted it around her...she's also a little old for the tattered jean look..that's for teens and young women imho

And stuck a bow on it to hide that it was a sheet.  Those silly bows on the torn jeans are gross as well.  I hope that isn't going to be the latest thing since this cow wore them as I don't want to see those bleep bows again as we did in the... nineties?

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« Reply #456 on: May 21, 2017, 09:21:35 pm »
You're right. White jeans would get dirty when you have your farm implements hooked up to her to plow the field.
That, and she risks having her back side pressed into service as a movie screen.
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Re: FLOTUS Melania Fashion 11
« Reply #457 on: May 21, 2017, 09:39:10 pm »
Ivanka misses the mark on this ... too casual.



And the glasses didn't help... :laugh:
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Re: FLOTUS Melania Fashion 11
« Reply #458 on: May 21, 2017, 11:01:44 pm »
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That's sharp.  Although I'm trying to figure out what a bleep bow is...

P u s s y Bow. Damn site thinks it's something dirty.

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Re: FLOTUS Melania Fashion 11
« Reply #459 on: May 22, 2017, 12:25:18 am »
That, and she risks having her back side pressed into service as a movie screen.

You guys are in top form tonight.  :)

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Re: FLOTUS Melania Fashion 11
« Reply #460 on: May 22, 2017, 07:46:35 am »
Arriving in Israel, Melania wears white ... a color of the Israeli flag and solidarity:


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Re: FLOTUS Melania Fashion 11
« Reply #462 on: May 22, 2017, 08:17:35 am »
Here's another shot of Melania in the white suit; it appears that she's wearing red striped shoes with a peek-a-boo toe?  Can't find another pic with a close up of the shoes.

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« Reply #463 on: May 22, 2017, 08:25:52 am »
As a note; website 'express.co.uk' is running a slideshow of her fashions but are also throwing in it her earlier pictures ... one sprawled out on the carpet with the presidential seal and cover of naked super model!!!   Looks like they are going after her now.  **nononono*

http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/life/806820/donald-melania-trump-news-saudi-arabia
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Re: FLOTUS Melania Fashion 11
« Reply #464 on: May 22, 2017, 08:31:10 am »
The Express is known in the UK as The Sexpress for a reason. The owner (Dirty Richard Desmond) is, basically, a pornographer.  **nononono*



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Re: FLOTUS Melania Fashion 11
« Reply #465 on: May 22, 2017, 09:28:54 am »
P u s s y Bow. Damn site thinks it's something dirty.

Oh, I forgot about the automatic bleep thing.

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« Reply #466 on: May 22, 2017, 09:32:26 am »
Arriving in Israel, Melania wears white ... a color of the Israeli flag and solidarity:




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All right, I'm hyperventilating over that suit!  Do I need to sell an acre of land to get it?

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Re: FLOTUS Melania Fashion 11
« Reply #467 on: May 22, 2017, 09:37:18 am »
I'm convinced now that the media slobbers over Michelle because they pity her.  I just looked again at her slob picture, and then at Melania in the White suit.

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Re: FLOTUS Melania Fashion 11
« Reply #468 on: May 22, 2017, 09:38:46 am »
Arriving in Israel, Melania wears white ... a color of the Israeli flag and solidarity:



Oh, I LIKE this one.  She looks amazing in that.
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Re: FLOTUS Melania Fashion 11
« Reply #469 on: May 22, 2017, 09:41:57 am »
Ivanka Trump wears eye-catching head piece in Israel…and THIS is the reason why
http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/style/807727/ivanka-trump-news-israel


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Re: FLOTUS Melania Fashion 11
« Reply #470 on: May 22, 2017, 09:49:56 am »


@Right_in_Virginia

All right, I'm hyperventilating over that suit!  Do I need to sell an acre of land to get it?

*dead*

LOL, write her a really nice letter. Most high fashion models only wear something once or twice. It is a really nice suit.

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« Reply #471 on: May 22, 2017, 09:52:40 am »
LOL, write her a really nice letter. Most high fashion models only wear something once or twice. It is a really nice suit.

 :silly: :silly:

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Re: FLOTUS Melania Fashion 11
« Reply #472 on: May 22, 2017, 10:18:36 am »
Ivanka Trump wears eye-catching head piece in Israel…and THIS is the reason why
http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/style/807727/ivanka-trump-news-israel


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I don't care why she wore it, it's dreadful.

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Re: FLOTUS Melania Fashion 11
« Reply #473 on: May 22, 2017, 10:22:07 am »
I don't care why she wore it, it's dreadful.

Thank you, @Frank Cannon ... I agree about Ivanka's hat.   ^-^

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« Reply #474 on: May 22, 2017, 10:31:28 am »
The Express is known in the UK as The Sexpress for a reason. The owner (Dirty Richard Desmond) is, basically, a pornographer.  **nononono*

Thanks ... I didn't know.   :shrug:

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« Reply #475 on: May 22, 2017, 10:34:15 am »
Arriving in Israel, Melania wears white ... a color of the Israeli flag and solidarity:



It appears that maybe her shoes are coordinating with Trump's tie???  Class act all the way.

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Re: FLOTUS Melania Fashion 11
« Reply #476 on: May 22, 2017, 10:43:52 am »
Ivanka Trump wears eye-catching head piece in Israel…and THIS is the reason why
http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/style/807727/ivanka-trump-news-israel


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The hat is meh, but what is up with the bodice of her dress? 
Not a fan.
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« Reply #477 on: May 22, 2017, 10:45:50 am »
The Express is known in the UK as The Sexpress for a reason. The owner (Dirty Richard Desmond) is, basically, a pornographer.  **nononono*

Do you know if I can get a subscription stateside for that newspaper........for research purposes of course.

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« Reply #478 on: May 22, 2017, 11:06:07 am »
http://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/12/590x/secondary/Ivanka-Trump-style-943416.jpg

Simply elegant!

Seems some of you have all of your taste in your mouth.      :smokin:   

PS:  Notice that the only jewelry she's wearing are the diamond earrings.   Was this because she was going to visit The Western Wall?

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« Reply #479 on: May 22, 2017, 11:10:19 am »
DC...I hope those aren't Getty images..they are adamant about using their photos...
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« Reply #480 on: May 22, 2017, 11:12:39 am »


Simply elegant!

Seems some of you have all of your taste in your mouth.      :smokin:   

PS:  Notice that the only jewelry she's wearing are the diamond earrings.   Was this because she was going to visit The Western Wall?



The hat is ridiculous and her suit looks like she took a couple of curtains and threw them together.  She looks hideous.  As for the wedding ring, why would she take it off to visit the wall??

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« Reply #481 on: May 22, 2017, 11:13:32 am »


Simply elegant!

She looks like shit. The hat is pointless. Her top looks like it was made with left over brocade interior material from a '68 Buick. If you read the requirements for being a Jew over there, she could have covered all the bases with something a hell of a lot better. It's not like she can't afford it.

Ivanka is trying to win the Moochelle "Looks Like Hell" award. 

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« Reply #482 on: May 22, 2017, 11:14:01 am »
Do you know if I can get a subscription stateside for that newspaper........for research purposes of course.

I'm sure if you e-mailed them about your 'research', they'd be happy to sell you a subscription.

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« Reply #483 on: May 22, 2017, 11:14:47 am »
DC...I hope those aren't Getty images..they are adamant about using their photos...

I'll go back and check....but it wasn't a "getty" link   

The link was express.com    but the photos were AP/GETTY
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Re: FLOTUS Melania Fashion 11
« Reply #484 on: May 22, 2017, 11:19:34 am »
The hat is ridiculous and her suit looks like she took a couple of curtains and threw them together.  She looks hideous.  As for the wedding ring, why would she take it off to visit the wall??

Agree @libertybele !   And she probably wears her wedding ring on her right hand ... which is the Jewish tradition.

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« Reply #485 on: May 22, 2017, 11:21:43 am »
Do you know if I can get a subscription stateside for that newspaper........for research purposes of course.

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« Reply #486 on: May 22, 2017, 11:24:38 am »
LOL, write her a really nice letter. Most high fashion models only wear something once or twice. It is a really nice suit.

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Lol

"Pleez, Miz First Lady, send me your suit and I promise to take good care of it and pet it every day."

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« Reply #487 on: May 22, 2017, 11:26:18 am »
The hat is meh, but what is up with the bodice of her dress? 
Not a fan.
 **nononono*

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Agreed.  I do give her points for proving that yes, black and navy do work together.

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« Reply #488 on: May 22, 2017, 11:31:55 am »
Do you know if I can get a subscription stateside for that newspaper........for research purposes of course.

You'd probably be better off with the Sport, for the purposes of your, ahem, research.

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« Reply #489 on: May 22, 2017, 11:39:50 am »
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Agreed.  I do give her points for proving that yes, black and navy do work together.

Yes. Cold Fusion, the whereabouts of Amelia Earhart and if you can wear black and navy are questions that have been plaguing men's minds for a century.

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« Reply #490 on: May 22, 2017, 11:57:48 am »
Yes. Cold Fusion, the whereabouts of Amelia Earhart and if you can wear black and navy are questions that have been plaguing men's minds for a century.

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« Reply #491 on: May 22, 2017, 12:04:45 pm »
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Lol

"Pleez, Miz First Lady, send me your suit and I promise to take good care of it and pet it every day."

I think you are going to have to do better than that. A really good Blue Brothers' level grovel.

try something like

Melania I love you and Donald more than I love anyone else in the hold world, that white suit it is pretest thing I have even seen on a female. I would give my life just to briefly try it on for a few seconds. (I'd use the ladies room first) ........


Try about 4 pages of serious groveling and she would probably send it just to keep the crazy woman (you) away.

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« Reply #492 on: May 22, 2017, 12:26:01 pm »
I think you are going to have to do better than that. A really good Blue Brothers' level grovel.

try something like

Melania I love you and Donald more than I love anyone else in the hold world, that white suit it is pretest thing I have even seen on a female. I would give my life just to briefly try it on for a few seconds. (I'd use the ladies room first) ........


Try about 4 pages of serious groveling and she would probably send it just to keep the crazy woman (you) away.

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Well.....so much for the suit.

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« Reply #494 on: May 22, 2017, 01:41:26 pm »
Finally!  Up close pics of Melania's shoes that she wore with her white suit; red and white striped to match Trump's tie!  Perfect!!


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« Reply #495 on: May 22, 2017, 01:46:07 pm »
Video with Melania's dinner dress:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XwNJBhIZ6M


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XwNJBhIZ6M

Love the dress!  Not quite sure about the shoes and she seemed to lose her balance a bit.

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« Reply #496 on: May 22, 2017, 02:12:47 pm »
@jpsb

Well.....so much for the suit.

 :silly:

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LOL, it is probably a loaner anyway. I doubt she buys all that she wears. Top designers will loan her outfits just for bragging rights.

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« Reply #497 on: May 22, 2017, 02:28:33 pm »
Dana Loesch just now: "I think Melania Trump is doing very well---what she wears, her fashion choices on this trip, are very important.  And I don't want to hear from any of you fat, ugly broads about sexism."

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« Reply #498 on: May 22, 2017, 02:29:09 pm »
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LOL, it is probably a loaner anyway. I doubt she buys all that she wears. Top designers will loan her outfits just for bragging rights.

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Yep, that's true.

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Re: FLOTUS Melania Fashion 11
« Reply #499 on: May 22, 2017, 02:41:23 pm »
Thanks libertybele...love those shoes...
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