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For The Next 29 Days, No One Can Catch Crabs In Louisiana
« on: February 22, 2017, 02:24:44 am »
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This story will be incredibly difficult to write, due to my nonstop giggling behind the keyboard. No one, and I mean no one, is allowed to catch crabs in Louisiana for the next 29 days.

The Louisiana Department of Wildlife and Fisheries has issued a 30 day ban on Louisiana residents catching crabs.  The ban began yesterday, and crab-catchers in Louisiana can get used to it because the same ban will take place for a 30 day period every year, which starts on the third Monday of February until 2019.


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Re: For The Next 29 Days, No One Can Catch Crabs In Louisiana
« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2017, 02:26:35 am »
Those poor folks in Lousyanus!  Whatever will they do?
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Re: For The Next 29 Days, No One Can Catch Crabs In Louisiana
« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2017, 02:27:31 am »
Quote from: AbaraXas on February 22, 2017, 02:24:44 am


Well fine. I'll just go to Arkie and get them from a cousin then.
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Re: For The Next 29 Days, No One Can Catch Crabs In Louisiana
« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2017, 02:28:40 am »
In the Navy we use to  call that an Atlantic Crossing. But once we pull into Naples Crab catching was back on.
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Re: For The Next 29 Days, No One Can Catch Crabs In Louisiana
« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2017, 02:34:31 am »
At least not until Mardi Gras.
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Re: For The Next 29 Days, No One Can Catch Crabs In Louisiana
« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2017, 02:39:32 am »
Quote from: NavyCanDo on February 22, 2017, 02:28:40 am
In the Navy we use to  call that an Atlantic Crossing. But once we pull into Naples Crab catching was back on.

But during the Atlantic crossing, it was hell on whoever's turn it was in the barrel ...not that there's anything WRONG with that or anything...
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Re: For The Next 29 Days, No One Can Catch Crabs In Louisiana
« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2017, 03:08:15 am »
 For The Next 29 Days, No One Can Catch Crabs In Louisiana

Another lyin headline!   **nononono*

I can think of about 100 places where you can catch more than you bargained in five minutes!
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Re: For The Next 29 Days, No One Can Catch Crabs In Louisiana
« Reply #7 on: February 22, 2017, 03:11:33 am »
   Ended just as I would have expected a bleep to end it, a dig on Texas!

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So until mid-March, if you want to catch some crabs, just head on over to Texas.

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Re: For The Next 29 Days, No One Can Catch Crabs In Louisiana
« Reply #8 on: February 22, 2017, 04:34:03 am »
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For The Next 29 Days, No One Can Catch Crabs In Louisiana

So they closed all the whorehouses and brothels for a month in the Pelican State?

Did they hand out chastity belts to the bar sluts and padlocked zippers to the gigalo whores until after Lent is over?
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Re: For The Next 29 Days, No One Can Catch Crabs In Louisiana
« Reply #9 on: February 22, 2017, 07:33:19 am »
but but.... what about the shrimp...

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Re: For The Next 29 Days, No One Can Catch Crabs In Louisiana
« Reply #10 on: February 22, 2017, 07:34:46 am »
When's Spring Break? Sounds like an ideal destination now ....
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Re: For The Next 29 Days, No One Can Catch Crabs In Louisiana
« Reply #11 on: February 22, 2017, 08:02:34 am »
Last I checked, you'd have to be pretty desperate to catch crabs in LA. Ain't nothing good down there.
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Re: For The Next 29 Days, No One Can Catch Crabs In Louisiana
« Reply #12 on: February 22, 2017, 07:17:54 pm »
On that note, best crabs anecdote I've ever heard:

This was about 10 years ago. Work buddy went to another buddy's bachelor party, which was held in a local small town with a bunch of crappy dive bars and strip clubs with really skanky strippers. So they're all at the strip club, and as a present they buy him a lap dance from the stripper on stage at the time.

All is good, then suddenly the groom-to-be's eye starts getting very irritated. It starts swelling up and pretty soon it's fully exploded into a red nasty mess that he can barely see out of.

He has to be taken to the hospital, where it is found that the stripper had crabs, and one of them jumped from her to his eye, where it proceeded to shred the crap out of it.

True story. So remember boys, go to the nasty strip clubs - wear your protective goggles.
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Re: For The Next 29 Days, No One Can Catch Crabs In Louisiana
« Reply #13 on: February 22, 2017, 07:52:16 pm »
Quote from: Free Vulcan on February 22, 2017, 07:17:54 pm
On that note, best crabs anecdote I've ever heard:

This was about 10 years ago. Work buddy went to another buddy's bachelor party, which was held in a local small town with a bunch of crappy dive bars and strip clubs with really skanky strippers. So they're all at the strip club, and as a present they buy him a lap dance from the stripper on stage at the time.

All is good, then suddenly the groom-to-be's eye starts getting very irritated. It starts swelling up and pretty soon it's fully exploded into a red nasty mess that he can barely see out of.

He has to be taken to the hospital, where it is found that the stripper had crabs, and one of them jumped from her to his eye, where it proceeded to shred the crap out of it.

True story. So remember boys, go to the nasty strip clubs - wear your protective goggles.

And how did the blushing bride take this story?
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Re: For The Next 29 Days, No One Can Catch Crabs In Louisiana
« Reply #14 on: February 22, 2017, 07:55:49 pm »
Quote from: Oceander on February 22, 2017, 07:52:16 pm
And how did the blushing bride take this story?

That I never heard. Also don't know if the wedding was the next day or not, but the guy's eye was pretty messed up I guess.
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Re: For The Next 29 Days, No One Can Catch Crabs In Louisiana
« Reply #15 on: February 22, 2017, 09:14:22 pm »
Quote from: Free Vulcan on February 22, 2017, 07:17:54 pm
On that note, best crabs anecdote I've ever heard:

This was about 10 years ago. Work buddy went to another buddy's bachelor party, which was held in a local small town with a bunch of crappy dive bars and strip clubs with really skanky strippers. So they're all at the strip club, and as a present they buy him a lap dance from the stripper on stage at the time.

All is good, then suddenly the groom-to-be's eye starts getting very irritated. It starts swelling up and pretty soon it's fully exploded into a red nasty mess that he can barely see out of.

He has to be taken to the hospital, where it is found that the stripper had crabs, and one of them jumped from her to his eye, where it proceeded to shred the crap out of it.

True story. So remember boys, go to the nasty strip clubs - wear your protective goggles.

For future reference, how far can a crab jump?
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