I will definitely drop in on election night when Trump is getting his butt stomped into the ground. The moaning would be epic.
I think it's going to be closer than the pundits are predicting, though I'm well prepared to celebrate the loser, be it Trump or Hillary. I've been saving a bottle of a 2004 Mosel Auslese for a special occasion. I've got an inventory of about two cases of wine of varying vintages, most of which are set aside for "special occasions." I'll be the first to admit my life is pretty boring...not complaining, though.