@Freya, all we can do is accept the reality that Hillary is going to win this thing and try to take a little enjoyment in black humor when we can find it. If Trump is crushed thoroughly enough, it might keep some of his supporters from turning him into a martyr and trying to resurrect him four years from now. Then we might have a chance at actually electing someone decent.
2011:
"Hey Barry? Yea it's me, listen, we're gonna run a guy on the GOP ticket that signed abortion laws, profited from them, fathered gay marriage in America and created your healthcare program. Whadda you wanna bet that they vote for him in droves in the name of their Bibles and conservative 'principles?'...Yes I'm serious!...No there's no chance in hell it'll backfire, trust me. "
2015:
Hey Hillary, yea it's me. Listen, Bill has your fall guy set to go. Ready for this one? It's Trump!... No, I'm not kidding... Take a min. to catch your breath...You OK?...Yea I probably should have had you sit down before telling you. Just get that head wound fixed...Actually don't, we can make a Biblical issue out of it if we need to. Anyway, yes I'm serious. Half the damn country voted for the last Republican suicide bomber didn't they? You know how they buy that 'most important election EVAH!! bullshit we feed them every two years. How do you think we got Bhoner and Turtleboy back in after they gave your old boss the store?
Look, he could kill someone on Wall Street in broad daylight and they'd vote for any idiot that isn't you. Come to think of it, we ought to have him say that. They like shiny objects. But anyway, don't worry about it. We've been doing this routine since that damn actor went back to Cali and they never catch on. They arent that bright. Just scared little kids playing grown up. We'll play to that with a big kid their pea brains can relate to. Besides, we destroy him in the process and you can divide up his assets. The tower will make a good home for the Foundation and Bill will be close to the best escorts so you and Huma can get some quiet time without his whores barging in at all hours."
2020:
Hi Hill, Yea we got the deal set. Gore switched parties last year in case we went that route and the paperwork is filed...