NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK FOUR
Thursday, Sept. 29
8:25 p.m. ET Dolphins at Bengals
Sunday, Oct. 2
9:30 a.m. ET Colts at Jaguars
1 p.m. ET Titans at Texans
1 p.m. ET Browns at Redskins
1 p.m. ET Seahawks at Jets
1 p.m. ET Bills at Patriots
1 p.m. ET Panthers at Falcons
1 p.m. ET Raiders at Ravens
1 p.m. ET Lions at Bears
4:05 p.m. ET Broncos at Buccaneers
4:25 p.m. ET Rams at Cardinals
4:25 p.m. ET Saints at Chargers
4:25 p.m. ET Cowboys at 49ers
8:30 p.m. ET Chiefs at Steelers
Monday, Oct. 3
8:30 p.m. ET Giants at Vikings
Bye week: Packers, Eagles
Hello, my name is Abby Huntsman..

and here at Fox News, we stand by our motto "Fair & Balanced"
Over at Fox Sports...

we also stand by our analysis and accuracy--
Yet when Bendy shows up, he just lays back...

and I am happy to do all the work!
Whoa, Bendy! We never had anything like that...

at ABC.
So true, Dandy-- So true..

yet Week Four is upon us, campers, and here are my perfect picks--
Thursday Night Feetball TCU North goes all Catholic but gets it wrong as they eat fish a day early--
Sunday regular action has Peytons Oldest Hooves trampling the Jag-offs--
Allegra's Texicans climb out of the graveyard to get back into the win coilumn over her Old Earlers--
Them Godless Deadskins win a close one over the 'Rebuilding Since '64' Brownstains--
I'm pulling a Broadway Joe and calling it for them Jersey Jets over the grounded Seahags--
Old Rex is feeling his oats and most likely, 'Boston Blackie Bell-a-check' will feed him just enough rope to hang him, his brother and the really tired horse they rode in on--
Meanwhile, we interrupt for this message from far far away:
Hey, Professor, you...
gonna let Bendy pick those cheating Pats to win?
Let that metal fool think he is right...
I have given Rex a secret play to destroy those cheaters for once and forever!
We now return you to our regularly scheduled NFL Live Thread--How far can Cam's Cittycats fall? Far enough for the Georgia Black Byrds to pull out a win--
Seven's Waiders, wherever in the world she is, visit Crab City and steal all their joy--
Given a choice between pork and Bear meat, I think the Bears will fry up some bacon--
Petyon's Last Hooves cut of the Bucking Ears--
Imp's Red Byrds are down but not down so far they let the Ewes beat them--
The Bolts Ain't going to win--
Bendy? Are you ever going to pick my Bolts to win...

to win? If you do, I'll be really appreciative!
You talked me into it you silver...

tongued devilette! Chargers win!
My Old Dallas Texans watched last week's game film and stew the Stoolers--
Monday Night the Viqueens' Fat Lady Sings again and gets two sacks on Eli--
And the first LGBT Weekend has big's Packer Wackers showing the Iggles their's--
Upps-- Oh, yes-- Dak and The Boys kick the 9ers...

right in their shower soap--
Help-- Help! I've fallen and I cain't get up to take off all my clothes...

until all y'all get those picks in![/b]