8,000 lbs of Indian circus elephant takes a bit more than 3 double martinis to send it to dreamland.
14,000 lbs of African elephant, which hasn't been even semi domesticated since Hannibal, is going to go down and out with a drug that's "Like Whoa Dude! You ain't Never done anything like This Stuff?"
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Yes, that's a real Cape Buffalo
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And we actually have enough people here in America who are stupid enough to turn this into an official Government Notice and Proclamation?
E-Gads!