As long as we're being ridiculous... I know she's English, but I'd much rather have Baroness Trumpington as president than Duce Trump.
Granted I was being sarcastic, but in all seriousness, I wasn't 'entirely' joking. Considering that reality TV actually does guide the lives of most Americans today, The Paris Hiltons really DO move elections. Which explains how and why we ended up with a murderer and TV billionaire for the main candidates.
It's the flipside of what the Euro press guy said about Obama a few years back. The problem isn't Obama, so much as the people that elected him.