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Offline MikeBaxter

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Ted Cruz Turns To Satan For Help?? Any truth to this.
« on: May 03, 2016, 04:14:45 pm »
I am much more a Trump than Cruz guy. However, having read the story linked below I could never give Cruz any support. Wondering if anyone else has seen this? Or what do you think about?

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[Note: link may result in malware issues, go there at your own risk]
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Re: Ted Cruz Turns To Satan For Help?? Any truth to this.
« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2016, 04:18:39 pm »
I'm curious. What gives this story any credibility?
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Re: Ted Cruz Turns To Satan For Help?? Any truth to this.
« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2016, 04:19:14 pm »
Well .... since the stories in the sidebar contain such gems as:

    Russian Weather Weapon Ravages the U.K.
    Trump-Bush “Dream Team” Ticket
    Putin Orders Americans: “Don’t Give Up Your Guns”
    Did The Russians Kill Prince?
    Obama Stripped of 2009 Nobel Peace Prize?
    Hilary Defector Foils Trump Assassination Plot
    Massive U.F.O. ATTACK Causes Ecuador Earthquake

I think it's safe to say it's 100% USDA grade 1 bullshit.
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Re: Ted Cruz Turns To Satan For Help?? Any truth to this.
« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2016, 04:21:15 pm »
 :troll:

 :silly:

This is a good troll, I must say.
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Re: Ted Cruz Turns To Satan For Help?? Any truth to this.
« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2016, 04:29:07 pm »
Quote from: MikeBaxter on May 03, 2016, 04:14:45 pm
I am much more a Trump than Cruz guy. However, having read the story linked below I could never give Cruz any support. Wondering if anyone else has seen this? Or what do you think about?

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http://www.someonesbones.com/blog/ted-cruz-turns-to-satan/

@MikeBaxter

From the same "news" site:

TRUMP-BUSH “DREAM TEAM” TICKET
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http://www.someonesbones.com/blog/trump-bush-dream-team-ticket/APRIL 29, 2016

Donald Trump announced his choice for vice president: Former United States President George W. Bush.

After an exhaustive search and vetting process, a Trump official said, Donald Trump has secured the country’s future by choosing George W. Bush as his running mate.
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Offline MikeBaxter

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Re: Ted Cruz Turns To Satan For Help?? Any truth to this.
« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2016, 04:33:53 pm »
Quote from: debrawiest on May 03, 2016, 04:18:39 pm
I'm curious. What gives this story any credibility?

I was skeptical of it myself.
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Re: Ted Cruz Turns To Satan For Help?? Any truth to this.
« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2016, 04:34:52 pm »
Quote from: MikeBaxter on May 03, 2016, 04:33:53 pm
I was skeptical of it myself.

Then why post it?
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Re: Ted Cruz Turns To Satan For Help?? Any truth to this.
« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2016, 04:38:38 pm »
Quote from: MikeBaxter on May 03, 2016, 04:14:45 pm
I am much more a Trump than Cruz guy. However, having read the story linked below I could never give Cruz any support. Wondering if anyone else has seen this? Or what do you think about?

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http://www.someonesbones.com/blog/ted-cruz-turns-to-satan/

I would caution anyone clicking on the above link. It jumped me to another site where I got a malware warning!!!!!
« Last Edit: May 03, 2016, 05:06:42 pm by Free Vulcan »
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Re: Ted Cruz Turns To Satan For Help?? Any truth to this.
« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2016, 04:41:26 pm »
Quote from: Neverdul on May 03, 2016, 04:38:38 pm
I would caution anyone clicking on the above link. It jumped me to another site where I got a malware warning!!!!!

Adblock plus and uBlock Origin running in tandem are your friends.  :laugh:
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Re: Ted Cruz Turns To Satan For Help?? Any truth to this.
« Reply #9 on: May 03, 2016, 04:50:23 pm »
Quote from: EC on May 03, 2016, 04:41:26 pm
Adblock plus and uBlock Origin running in tandem are your friends.  :laugh:

I am running Adblock Plus but not uBlock Origin.  :shrug:
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Re: Ted Cruz Turns To Satan For Help?? Any truth to this.
« Reply #10 on: May 03, 2016, 04:53:08 pm »
Some news sites are too far out and shouldn't be given even space in serious forums.

TOS does that. I at least try for something half-way mainstream; Breitbart, Daily Caller, etc.

But it's not for me to judge in the end.
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Re: Ted Cruz Turns To Satan For Help?? Any truth to this.
« Reply #11 on: May 03, 2016, 04:56:40 pm »
Adblock plus is solid, don't get me wrong. Love it. But uBlock catches the odd things Adblock misses. And diverting is nearly always now a malicious ad on an unsuspecting site. Gone are the days of people crafting malware sites from scratch. No artistry in scamming folks anymore ...
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Re: Ted Cruz Turns To Satan For Help?? Any truth to this.
« Reply #12 on: May 03, 2016, 05:00:10 pm »
Quote from: MikeBaxter on May 03, 2016, 04:14:45 pm
I am much more a Trump than Cruz guy. However, having read the story linked below I could never give Cruz any support. Wondering if anyone else has seen this? Or what do you think about?
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"Ted Cruz is a tremendous lover of Satan. I mean, that guy loves Satan. Truly. I tell you, I was once on the phone with Satan and he told me - Satan answers my questions when I ask them because he respects me - anyway, he told me, 'Mr. Trump, Ted Cruz loves me. He loves me. I don't think there is anyone who loves me as much as Ted Cruz.' True story!

"When I'm president, we're gonna start beating Satan. We currently don't make good deals with the Dark Lord. When I'm president, we're going to make the BEST deals with Satan. Our deals with Satan are going to be so good, people will wonder why we weren't dealing with him before. That's how we'll make America great again."

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Re: Ted Cruz Turns To Satan For Help?? Any truth to this.
« Reply #13 on: May 03, 2016, 05:00:47 pm »
Hah!! That's nothing!
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Re: Ted Cruz Turns To Satan For Help?? Any truth to this.
« Reply #14 on: May 03, 2016, 05:01:07 pm »
Quote from: Neverdul on May 03, 2016, 04:38:38 pm
I would caution anyone clicking on the above link. It jumped me to another site where I got a malware warning!!!!!

You must be a Cruz supporter who doesn't want anyone to see this information. I checked on two different PCs, three browsers, plus mobile...didn't see any kind of warning on that site
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Re: Ted Cruz Turns To Satan For Help?? Any truth to this.
« Reply #15 on: May 03, 2016, 05:04:11 pm »
Quote from: MikeBaxter on May 03, 2016, 04:14:45 pm
I am much more a Trump than Cruz guy. However, having read the story linked below I could never give Cruz any support. Wondering if anyone else has seen this? Or what do you think about?
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http://www.someonesbones.com/blog/ted-cruz-turns-to-satan/

If you are that gullible, I truly feel for you. Do you really believe every piece of crap you read on the internet?  I really hope you are being deeply sarcastic in that comment.  If you are being honest, it just reinforces my desire to do what I can to make sure Trump doesn't win to slow the process towards making Idiocracy a documentary.
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« Reply #16 on: May 03, 2016, 05:14:01 pm »
This is completely ridiculous.

You have to be pretty gullible to support a lying, vulgar, corrupt guy like Trump and then believing every stupid thing about Ted Cruz. Do you really feel the need to slander a good man because your candidate is an orange baboon? Do you think it makes the Clintonite Trump look better if you trash and lie about Ted?

Because it doesn't
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Re: Ted Cruz Turns To Satan For Help?? Any truth to this.
« Reply #17 on: May 03, 2016, 05:23:21 pm »
Quote from: geronl on May 03, 2016, 05:14:01 pm
This is completely ridiculous.

You have to be pretty gullible to support a lying, vulgar, corrupt guy like Trump and then believing every stupid thing about Ted Cruz. Do you really feel the need to slander a good man because your candidate is an orange baboon? Do you think it makes the Clintonite Trump look better if you trash and lie about Ted?

Because it doesn't

(1) It's not my article.
(2) I never said I absolutely believe it. Only that I give some thought to everything I read, good or bad, about politicians. That goes for Trump, Cruz, or their political opposites.
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Re: Ted Cruz Turns To Satan For Help?? Any truth to this.
« Reply #18 on: May 03, 2016, 05:29:11 pm »
@MikeBaxter, it's absolutely true.  We do that in Texas - whenever things aren't going our way we call the curandero and they burn some sage and rub an egg all over their bodies and summon up a couple of demons, and there you are.  Problem solved.  It's a great system and almost foolproof.
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Re: Ted Cruz Turns To Satan For Help?? Any truth to this.
« Reply #19 on: May 03, 2016, 05:33:15 pm »
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Re: Ted Cruz Turns To Satan For Help?? Any truth to this.
« Reply #20 on: May 03, 2016, 05:35:41 pm »
Quote from: MikeBaxter on May 03, 2016, 05:23:21 pm
(1) It's not my article.
(2) I never said I absolutely believe it. Only that I give some thought to everything I read, good or bad, about politicians. That goes for Trump, Cruz, or their political opposites.

I'm glad to hear that you give thought to all you read about politicians. I highly encourage you to jettison that website from your list of sources. It's wholly unreliable.
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Re: Ted Cruz Turns To Satan For Help?? Any truth to this.
« Reply #21 on: May 03, 2016, 05:42:04 pm »
Like Ben Franklin said: You can't believe everything you read on the internet.

The real work of Satan in politics are more subtle and made farther down the lowerarchy.  :smokin:
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Re: Ted Cruz Turns To Satan For Help?? Any truth to this.
« Reply #22 on: May 03, 2016, 05:59:40 pm »
Quote from: MikeBaxter on May 03, 2016, 05:23:21 pm
(1) It's not my article.
(2) I never said I absolutely believe it. Only that I give some thought to everything I read, good or bad, about politicians. That goes for Trump, Cruz, or their political opposites.
That's not the way it works at this forum. As has been noted in many threads in the welcome category - the ones about how to post - articles from bogus and whackjob sites are not welcome.
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Re: Ted Cruz Turns To Satan For Help?? Any truth to this.
« Reply #23 on: May 03, 2016, 06:10:10 pm »
Considering that site is all UFO/Chemtrail/Satanist/Batboy stuff, I've added it to the list of known fake sites.
http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php/topic,200208.0.html
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« Reply #24 on: May 03, 2016, 06:11:04 pm »
@MikeBaxter, can I suggest Free Republic for this article? They would be more gullible to actually believe it and pass it along.
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