...hmm...this indeed is a ridiculous article, but in a way quite a nice break from the usual political scene.
Soup. Let's see. Speaking of soup (hey... I didn't start this thread) ...
When I was 19 (and I won't tell you how long ago that was) I was a receptionist for an advertising agency. I greeted clients, radio and tv personalities, and other marketing and advertising personnel. As God is my witness, a rather portly gentlemen came in with a round face, sandy brown floppy hair, blue eyes and the biggest rosiest cheeks I had ever seen. Being the good receptionist that I was I politely asked him his name; he responded: "Porky Campbell". The name fit the face and try as I might laughter soon got the best of me. My outburst of laughter was completely embarassing. Porky responded by saying "don't worry, I'm used to it". After showing the gentlemen to the conference room and having gained my composure, I went in to discuss the incident with by boss only to find out that Porky Campbell was indeed his legitimate name. Who in the heck names their kid Porky when their last name is Campbell?