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Slide Rule · « **Reply #20476 on:** July 29, 2022, 02:54:27 pm »

The Babylon Bee
21 hours ago
Biden: 'I Don't Know If We're In A Recession, I'm Not A Biologist'

America's GDP has fallen over the last two quarters, stoking fears of a possible recession due 'a to
the fact that America is now in a recession. When asked whether the U.S. is now in a recession, Biden
answered that he wasn't qualified to answer, as he doesn't have a biology degree.

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-i-dont-know-if-were-in-a-recession-im-not-a-biologist

WASHINGTON, D.C. — America's GDP has fallen over the last two quarters, stoking fears of a possible recession due to
the fact that America is now in a recession. When asked whether the U.S. is now in a recession, Biden answered that
he wasn't qualified to answer, as he doesn't have a biology degree.

"I don't know if we're in a recession, I'm not a biologist," said Biden to the bronze bust of Hugo Chávez in his office.
"Leave that stuff to the experts, Jack! If you ask me, the economy should lose some weight, anyway. Too fat. We
deserve this for being racist anyway. Come on, man!"

The White House quickly clarified Biden's statement, saying the U.S. is not in a terrible recession because the word
"recession" has been redefined, as has the word "terrible."

"It should be noted that the word 'recession' is being used by extreme far-alt-right-right extreme extremists," said
gay black Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre to reporters. "At best, the word 'recession' is a racist dog whistle. At
worst, it's a cruel slur against a historically marginalized economy. We condemn anyone who would use this racist
language."

At publishing time, Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson couldn't confirm whether America is in a recession
either, as she is also not a biologist.

Slide Rule · « **Reply #20477 on:** July 29, 2022, 03:03:43 pm »

The Babylon Bee
1 day ago
Scientists Unveil Periodic Table Of Genders

"One of the biggest struggles with gender identity is that no one knows what you're talking about," said
Dr. Stephen Andross. "I, myself, am amicagender, which means my gender identity changes depending
on the friends I have. This is distinct from someone who is genderfluid or genderfuzz and now, thanks to
our gender table, people can easily understand this."

https://babylonbee.com/news/scientists-unveil-periodic-table-of-genders

U.S. — The nation's leading scientists unveiled a new periodic table of genders to help everyone keep track
of the evolving gender spectrum. Experts are recommending the table be rolled out to schools across the
nation and added to each state's curriculum for grades 9-12.

The gender table features 114 genders in addition to a wild card space that represents the limitless imagination
of the human mind.

"One of the biggest struggles with gender identity is that no one knows what you're talking about," said Dr.
Stephen Andross. "I, myself, am amicagender, which means my gender identity changes depending on the
friends I have. This is distinct from someone who is genderfluid or genderfuzz and now, thanks to our gender
table, people can easily understand this."

"Why are you laughing?"

Scientists compiled their list of genders based on a survey of mentally ill patients and their own personal
desires. Later, the information was distilled into a brief but meaningless combination of made-up words
and categories.

In a survey of gender studies majors, it was found to be "mildly helpful."

At publishing time, California legislators voted to require teaching on the periodic table of genders beginning
in kindergarten.

Slide Rule · « **Reply #20478 on:** July 29, 2022, 03:17:27 pm »

The Babylon Bee
2 days ago
Pope Prepares For Meeting With Elizabeth Warren

"It's time for the Catholic church to apologize for what we did to indigenous people, and I think
Senator Warren's tribe may be ready to hear what I have to say," said the Pope.

https://babylonbee.com/news/pope-prepares-for-meeting-with-elizabeth-warren

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Pope Francis donned a traditional Cherokee Indian headdress this
week in preparation for a meeting with Native American Congresswoman Elizabeth Warren.

"It's time for the Catholic church to apologize for what we did to indigenous people, and I
think Senator Warren's tribe may be ready to hear what I have to say," said the Pope.
"Catholics' brutal practice of adopting orphaned children from stone age tribes that practiced
cannibalism and human sacrifice is horrible. To make matters worse, we even educated these
orphaned children in the ways of the Catholic church. This is unforgivable."

Sources close to Warren say she's ready to accept the Pope's apology on behalf of her people.
The ceremonial reconciliation will take place over a peace pipe and a warm bowl of "pow-wow-chow"
from Warren's famous indigenous cookbook.

"I look forward to accepting the Pope's apology for the church's role in residential schools," said
Warren, "but I hope he will also unite with me against a new enemy: pregnancy centers."

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