Obama Hails Heroic Paul Ryan for Pork and Fascism Stuffed Omnibus Spending Bill
Donn Marten
December 19, 2015
Former Speaker of the House John Boehner could have never gotten away with the grand hose-job that his exalted successor just pulled off. Emperor Obama got an early Christmas present with the gargantuan greasy pork-stuffed and dripping with fascism $1.8 trillion omnibus sandwich that was just shat out of the most corrupt Congress in U.S. history and is ecstatic. This year there was no chance whatsoever for an acrimonious showdown that threatened a partial government shutdown largely thanks to Ryan. His highness along with the media has completely neutered the boisterous conservative cadre in the House that never would stood for this had the drunken Boehner still been in charge.
Stripped of the usual rancor, it was all warm and fuzzy this year as was evident by the media swooning over Ryan and Nancy Pelosi’s private steak and fries dinner last Friday night. As the late comedian and social critic George Carlin once so eloquently put it: “bipartisan usually means that a larger than normal deception is being carried out” and we all really took it in the shorts yesterday thanks to our bought and paid for elected “representatives”.
Barry was positively jubilant as he lovingly signed off on the great American ass-bleep act of 2015 and according to CNBC “Obama praises Congress for passing budget deal”:
President Barack Obama on Friday lauded Congress for reaching a budget agreement and tried to assure U.S. citizens that the government has taken necessary steps to protect against terrorist attacks on American soil.
In a wide-ranging year-end address from the White House, Obama noted that he sees flaws in the funding package passed by lawmakers on Friday. But he stressed that the process proved much healthier than last-minute deals in the past and gave new House Speaker Paul Ryan credit for his role in the measure.
Obama signed the year-end budget package into law shortly after his remarks ended Friday afternoon. It combines $1.14 trillion in new spending in 2016 and $680 billion in tax cuts over the coming decade, without striking down key Obama administration climate policies.
Aside from the budget bill, Obama highlighted events this year including the recent passage of an education bill, a global climate accord reached in Paris and a Supreme Court ruling that extended same-sex marriage to 50 states, among other initiatives he has backed.
“Since taking this office I’ve never been more optimistic about a year ahead than I am right now,” he said.
El Presidente has good reason to be happy, Ratso Ryan slickly maneuvered to get the stalled Cybersecurity Information Sharing Act (CISA) inserted into the spending bill under the cover of darkness. CISA – which some have called a second PATRIOT Act – represents the next turn of the screw as America -once a “free” country- is transformed into an authoritarian fascist state where Big Brother sees and knows all as well as controls the language including what the ever morphing official definition of what “terrorism” means and who is a “terrorist”. This country is becoming a combination of the dystopian worlds of “1984” and “Idiocracy” and the Obama-Ryan-McConnell joint venture should go down as one of the darkest days in recent history.
Ryan’s masterpiece of deception also funds Obama’s refugee programs in a show of how Dear Leader’s claim that the bill keeps Americans safe is just another crock of shit. With the ink hardly dry on this latest selling out of America, the rats in Congress were already rushing to get the hell out of Washington for their latest taxpayer funded extended holiday vacation. Speaker Ryan can go back to his Wisconsin estate and oversee the building of the border fence around his own property since he sure as hell will never do anything about the country’s porous southern borders.
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