Ridiculous News of the Day

[Cyber Liberty]

She sounds really stable.  At least we know where she lives....

[240B]

Lazz would hit that

[Cyber Liberty]

Lazz would hit that

...like the fist of an angry god.

[Wingnut]

Lazz would hit that

Like Doug Emhoff on a nanny.

[GtHawk]

Like Doug Emhoff on a nanny.

Like Walz on a teenage boy in a gay bar.

[verga]

Lazz would hit that

Is he still posting over at TOS, does anyone know?

[Wingnut]

Like Walz on a teenage boy in a gay bar.

ouch!

[mountaineer]

Like Walz on a teenage boy in a gay bar.

Heh.

[Smokin Joe]

Like Walz on a teenage boy in a gay bar.

What's a teenage boy doing in a gay bar, anyway?

[mountaineer]

What's a teenage boy doing in a gay bar, anyway?

It's okay, his teacher got him in.

[Cyber Liberty]

Is he still posting over at TOS, does anyone know?

Yes.  Several posts today.

[Wingnut]

Back when I was a young teacher the HS girls were out in bars where we were.   Oh well.  Better let that one go.  But the drinking age was 18....

[mountaineer]

Alive and kicking, cockroach found in man’s stomach; Delhi doctors successfully remove it
According to Dr Shubham Vatsya, Senior Consultant, Gastroenterology, the patient was unaware that he had consumed the cockroach; “Even we were surprised as to how the cockroach managed to stay intact,” said Dr Vatsya.
By: Indian Express News Service   
New Delhi | Updated: October 11, 2024 21:29 IST   

For the past few days, a 23-year-old man was suffering from indigestion and he visited doctors who ran routine tests. What they found in his stomach took them by surprise — inside the man’s small intestine was a cockroach, alive and kicking.

In a 10-minute endoscopy procedure, doctors at Fortis Hospital, Vasant Kunj, successfully removed the cockroach — 3 cm in size.  ...

[GtHawk]

Alive and kicking, cockroach found in man’s stomach; Delhi doctors successfully remove it
According to Dr Shubham Vatsya, Senior Consultant, Gastroenterology, the patient was unaware that he had consumed the cockroach; “Even we were surprised as to how the cockroach managed to stay intact,” said Dr Vatsya.
By: Indian Express News Service   
New Delhi | Updated: October 11, 2024 21:29 IST

What’s the big deal, aren’t they telling everyone to eat more insects, maybe the socialist insect leaders are telling the insects to eat more people.

Anyone remember the scene in Damnation Alley where they roll into Vegas and find the hordes of carnivorous cockroaches?

[libertybele]

Alive and kicking, cockroach found in man’s stomach; Delhi doctors successfully remove it
According to Dr Shubham Vatsya, Senior Consultant, Gastroenterology, the patient was unaware that he had consumed the cockroach; “Even we were surprised as to how the cockroach managed to stay intact,” said Dr Vatsya.
By: Indian Express News Service   
New Delhi | Updated: October 11, 2024 21:29 IST

That's just plain disgusting. That just goes to show you, you never know what they're going to find during an endoscopy. 

[mountaineer]

What’s the big deal, aren’t they telling everyone to eat more insects, maybe the socialist insect leaders are telling the insects to eat more people.

Exactly. No one said they had to be cooked. It's like bug sushi.

[ChemEngrMBA]

Alive and kicking, cockroach found in man’s stomach; The foT doctors successfully remove it
According to Dr Shubham Vatsya, Senior Consultant, Gastroenterology, the patient was unaware that he had consumed the cockroach; “Even we were surprised as to how the cockroach managed to stay intact,” said Dr Vatsya.

The foolish Indian did not chew his food.  Had he chewed his food adequately, he would have killed the roach and digested it uneventfully.  People have been eating insects accidentally and intentionally for many centuries.  I got up one night and needed a snack. I pulled a fruit tart out of my locker in the dark and started eating it.  After four or five bites, I felt something crawling on my face. My fruit pie was covered with ants and I ate many of them and then went back to bed.  Oh look!  Still alive.  Two years ago, I captured m large rat in my cage on the fence designed to live trap squirrels that kept eating my oranges off my tree.  The large rat was escaping through the large square cage grate and I did not want him to escape so I pulled out my small pocket knife and stabbed him in the abdomen to kill him.  He turned around and bit me on my right index finger, drawing blood.   I threw the cage on the ground and stomped on his head, ending that fight.

I did not bother going to get rabies shots. I had them in the Army and they are painful.  I decided that rabies don't kill me. I kill rabies.

[Smokin Joe]

The foolish Indian did not chew his food.  Had he chewed his food adequately, he would have killed the roach and digested it uneventfully.  People have been eating insects accidentally and intentionally for many centuries.  I got up one night and needed a snack. I pulled a fruit tart out of my locker in the dark and started eating it.  After four or five bites, I felt something crawling on my face. My fruit pie was covered with ants and I ate many of them and then went back to bed.  Oh look!  Still alive.  Two years ago, I captured m large rat in my cage on the fence designed to live trap squirrels that kept eating my oranges off my tree.  The large rat was escaping through the large square cage grate and I did not want him to escape so I pulled out my small pocket knife and stabbed him in the abdomen to kill him.  He turned around and bit me on my right index finger, drawing blood.   I threw the cage on the ground and stomped on his head, ending that fight.

I did not bother going to get rabies shots. I had them in the Army and they are painful.  I decided that rabies don't kill me. I kill rabies.

Post-exposure rabies shots (the series) can confer limited (as in no one knows exactly how long for any given individual) immunity. Antibody titers are used, generally after two years (from completion of the post exposure series), to determine if a booster is needed for people in high risk situations.

[mountaineer]

I was tempted to post this in the Health category, but naaahhh ...

https://twitter.com/AzatAlsalim/status/1850629062294687922

[Smokin Joe]

I was tempted to post this in the Health category, but naaahhh ...

https://twitter.com/AzatAlsalim/status/1850629062294687922

Nothing like a shot of MERS before you party down...

[Wingnut]

Was this before or after the ritual goat F@cking?

[mountaineer]

Was this before or after the ritual goat F@cking?

Goat and camel, I'd guess.

[berdie]

I was tempted to post this in the Health category, but naaahhh ...

https://twitter.com/AzatAlsalim/status/1850629062294687922

No wonder they are grumpy.

[ChemEngrMBA]

Woke Disney Does it Again

From The Patriot Post

Star Wars to introduce gender-confused stormtrooper: The systematic destruction of George Lucas's Star Wars universe has become par for the course for woke Disney. The latest example of this comes with the news that Disney plans to introduce into the Star Wars franchise a "trans woman" stormtrooper (a.k.a. a man who identifies as a woman) who will be named "Sister" and will be sporting armor painted with blue and pink stripes. This character is said to be one of the clone stormtroopers, which, of course, for Star Wars lore raises a significant consistency issue. The whole point of the clone stormtrooper army is that they all exhibit the same identity traits because they are all effectively the same. Of course, one could argue that since Disney blew up this one-clone notion with its introduction of Finn in the first sequel movie, what does it matter to inject another stormtrooper with an individual identity? Well, this lack of consistency to the original Star Wars universe has many old diehard Star Wars fans rejecting Disney's desecration of the franchise and dubbing it Disney Wars.

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[Smokin Joe]

Woke Disney Does it Again

From The Patriot Post

Star Wars to introduce gender-confused stormtrooper: The systematic destruction of George Lucas's Star Wars universe has become par for the course for woke Disney. The latest example of this comes with the news that Disney plans to introduce into the Star Wars franchise a "trans woman" stormtrooper (a.k.a. a man who identifies as a woman) who will be named "Sister" and will be sporting armor painted with blue and pink stripes. This character is said to be one of the clone stormtroopers, which, of course, for Star Wars lore raises a significant consistency issue. The whole point of the clone stormtrooper army is that they all exhibit the same identity traits because they are all effectively the same. Of course, one could argue that since Disney blew up this one-clone notion with its introduction of Finn in the first sequel movie, what does it matter to inject another stormtrooper with an individual identity? Well, this lack of consistency to the original Star Wars universe has many old diehard Star Wars fans rejecting Disney's desecration of the franchise and dubbing it Disney Wars.

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Gone are the Star Wars, now its just Culture Wars...with spaceships and sh*t...

An observation, however. As a kid who had read many of the classic books that Disney was basing movies on in the '60s, I noted that many of the stories diverged from the book, some only barely related. When I pointed this out to my parents, they only said that if you read the original, Disney would just mess it up.
Sorry, Mr. Lucas, it was fun while it lasted.

Help me ObiWan Kenobi...