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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3300 on: February 11, 2024, 04:33:13 pm »
There is basically a national crisis of young, violent, black males turning many large cities into risky, dangerous places.
Nobody of importance, either liberal or conservative, wants to admit it.

To the contrary (kinda)... I think it is purposeful.

It's fixed in mere weeks with the DA turning a blind eye for a week or two, letting the LEOs bust some heads to regain order. Then prosecute perps the hard way... Enforce the law with every prejudice (heh, mebbe a poor word). Order will be restored. The hard way.

But that's not what they're doing.

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« Reply #3301 on: February 11, 2024, 04:44:46 pm »
To the contrary (kinda)... I think it is purposeful.

It's fixed in mere weeks with the DA turning a blind eye for a week or two, letting the LEOs bust some heads to regain order. Then prosecute perps the hard way... Enforce the law with every prejudice (heh, mebbe a poor word). Order will be restored. The hard way.

But that's not what they're doing.

So few seem to realize that the laws of natural selection not only apply to the animal kingdom due lawlessness  Sad, but honest.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3302 on: February 11, 2024, 04:52:07 pm »
So few seem to realize that the laws of natural selection not only apply to the animal kingdom due lawlessness  Sad, but honest.

That's right - But more to the point, the solution to the problem is plain. That it is not being implemented speaks volumes. It is purposeful. Then the proper question is 'why?'...  :pondering:

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3303 on: February 11, 2024, 04:59:24 pm »
That's right - But more to the point, the solution to the problem is plain. That it is not being implemented speaks volumes. It is purposeful. Then the proper question is 'why?'...  :pondering:

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As a wise man once noted,"Out of chaos comes order".

It remains to be seen who will be giving the orders after the next elections,the UN,or the citizens of the United States.

I have never in my life hoped to be so wrong,but even though Trump is in the lead now,the globalists WILL find a way to remain in control. Many of them having been working towards this their whole lives,and some are now the adult children of parents that spent their whole lives working towards "World  Wide Government,Inc",and the total control it would give them.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3304 on: February 11, 2024, 05:17:08 pm »
@roamer_1

As a wise man once noted,"Out of chaos comes order".

It remains to be seen who will be giving the orders after the next elections,the UN,or the citizens of the United States.

I have never in my life hoped to be so wrong,but even though Trump is in the lead now,the globalists WILL find a way to remain in control. Many of them having been working towards this their whole lives,and some are now the adult children of parents that spent their whole lives working towards "World  Wide Government,Inc",and the total control it would give them.

You're right of course, or close to it.
Except the Tump shtick.
Tumpy ain't gonna change a damn thing.
He's the distraction that keeps the change from happening.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3305 on: February 11, 2024, 09:00:02 pm »
You're right of course, or close to it.
Except the Tump shtick.
Tumpy ain't gonna change a damn thing.
He's the distraction that keeps the change from happening.

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Not if the dummies that refuse to vote for him stay home.

Then again,all you care about is making sure that "Rude,Rich,Orange Man" gets beaten.

IF this happens,I am going to be ALL up in your Biden EVERY time I see you whining about what is happening to America.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3306 on: February 11, 2024, 09:44:48 pm »
@roamer_1

Not if the dummies that refuse to vote for him stay home.

Then again,all you care about is making sure that "Rude,Rich,Orange Man" gets beaten.

IF this happens,I am going to be ALL up in your Biden EVERY time I see you whining about what is happening to America.

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Doesn't matter if he wins. If he does, 4 more years of crazy high cost, governing by EO, and all wiped out the minute he leaves office. A giant waste of time, and money, going right back to normal the moment he's gone.

All y'all will never learn. Your messiahs can't get a damn thing done. That's the problem with populism... And ts utter failure, every dang time.


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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3307 on: February 11, 2024, 11:14:58 pm »
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Doesn't matter if he wins. If he does, 4 more years of crazy high cost, governing by EO, and all wiped out the minute he leaves office. A giant waste of time, and money, going right back to normal the moment he's gone.

All y'all will never learn. Your messiahs can't get a damn thing done. That's the problem with populism... And ts utter failure, every dang time.

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So,it's better to let the Dims win/steal another election so they don't have to waste any time in their quest to destroy us as a free and independent nation/people?

When did  you become a "surrender monkey?

The TRUTH is that like it or not,Trump is the ONLY chance America has of remaining independent BECAUSE he is not a career politician,and the ONLY thing he cares about is how he gets written up in the history books.

IF he is able to defeat the Dim and all their illegal alien/non-existent human votes,it will,at a minimum,give us another  4 years to come up with someone to run and "pick up the ball and run  with it."

BTW,since WHEN has it been necessary for a SANE voters to think a Presidential candidate is his personal "Goomba" before they will vote for him?

Yeah,I DO get the "almost everybody loved Reagan" thing,but that was a rare happening and we just don't have the time to wait around for "another Reagan" to pop up and save us.

To keep from losing America come the next election,we MUST vote for the candidate we get,even if it isn't the one we/you want.

AND......,the FACT that Trump can only serve ONE full term before  having to leave office means he won't start running for re-election the day he is sworn in,like almost all of them do.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3308 on: February 12, 2024, 02:28:03 am »
@roamer_1

So,it's better to let the Dims win/steal another election so they don't have to waste any time in their quest to destroy us as a free and independent nation/people?

When did  you become a "surrender monkey?


It literally makes no difference to me @sneakypete . What the Dems want and what y'all want is the same damn thing to me.

You think your idea of big government is better than their idea of big government... It's not to me.
What I want is SMALL government.Cut the government by a quarter or a half, and balance the dang checkbook. That's good for starters.

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The TRUTH is that like it or not,Trump is the ONLY chance America has of remaining independent BECAUSE he is not a career politician,and the ONLY thing he cares about is how he gets written up in the history books.


The truth is, like it or not, he ain't gonna change a damn thing, as proven by his first term. End of story.

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IF he is able to defeat the Dim and all their illegal alien/non-existent human votes,it will,at a minimum,give us another  4 years to come up with someone to run and "pick up the ball and run  with it."

Yeah... Same old bullshit as the booshies. and the romulans. and the mcain'tiacs. Y'all never tire of kickin the can as the country burns.

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BTW,since WHEN has it been necessary for a SANE voters to think a Presidential candidate is his personal "Goomba" before they will vote for him?

Yeah,I DO get the "almost everybody loved Reagan" thing,but that was a rare happening and we just don't have the time to wait around for "another Reagan" to pop up and save us.

To keep from losing America come the next election,we MUST vote for the candidate we get,even if it isn't the one we/you want.

AND......,the FACT that Trump can only serve ONE full term before  having to leave office means he won't start running for re-election the day he is sworn in,like almost all of them do.

Yeah, I don't love Reagan. I love people I know. But I respect him very much. Not for what he said... For what he did. Which ain't what Tumpy's doing, even though he steals from Reagan. Not by a long shot.

And no. There is no 'we'. YOU (y'all) split them sheets. I am under no obligation to vote for your clown or pay for his circus. You broke it, YOU bought it... Not me. I will not vote for your big liberal government. EVER.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3309 on: February 12, 2024, 08:39:44 am »
Good grief. Can we get back to the murder of the watermelon vendor?
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3310 on: February 12, 2024, 08:46:43 am »
Good grief. Can we get back to the murder of the watermelon vendor?

I live about 100 SW of supposedly where the best Watermelons are in the world.  Wife it seems once a year forces a trip up there to get one that is fresh and genuine.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sugartown,_Louisiana

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« Reply #3311 on: February 12, 2024, 09:14:37 am »
We need to come up with another bit of ridiculous news, stat!
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3312 on: February 12, 2024, 09:18:28 am »
We need to come up with another bit of ridiculous news, stat!

This one is kind of old, 8 months, but here is our Texas Speaker of the House in action....  Wonder if the house provides him a designated driver?  Briefer poll.....  drunk or not drunk? :cool:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nz_cCuuwyEo



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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3313 on: February 14, 2024, 09:52:23 am »
New bodycam footage shows Okaloosa County, FL Deputy Jesse Hernandez declaring "shots fired!" and "I'm hit!" and shooting at the handcuffed, unarmed suspect inside of his police car.

He had not been shot, rather, it was determined that he heard an acorn drop onto the car. ...

Sgt Beth Roberts responded quickly to Deputy Hernandez erroneously calling "shots fired" in response to an acorn dropping from a tree.

"Where? Right there?" Roberts asked before also firing at the handcuffed, unarmed man in their car.

Luckily, both cops missed every shot.  ...

https://twitter.com/FordFischer/status/1757536607572279482
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3314 on: February 14, 2024, 11:04:05 am »
Am I the  only one wondering why police officers inside the US,who are SUPPOSED to be US citizens,are speaking in Spanish?

BTW,whoever is responsible for hiring that panicking coward needs to be fired,and the cop needs to be fired for endangering the public by firing wild shots.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3315 on: February 14, 2024, 11:08:42 am »
Both deputies have been fired.
It's a pretty big News story here.  The two of them sure made swiss cheese out of the Ford Explorer Cop SUV!
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« Reply #3316 on: February 14, 2024, 11:20:26 am »
Both deputies have been fired.
It's a pretty big News story here.  The two of them sure made swiss cheese out of the Ford Explorer Cop SUV!

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3317 on: February 14, 2024, 04:48:16 pm »
That's right - But more to the point, the solution to the problem is plain. That it is not being implemented speaks volumes. It is purposeful. Then the proper question is 'why?'...  :pondering:
Well the alternative to bustin' a few noggins is to leave a few cases of ammo laying around, but with the way hoodrats shoot, there would likely be a LOT of collateral damage.  :whistle: :shrug:

I am not sure that the damage isn't done, in one regard. The police have been so severely undercut by the politicians pandering to the criminal demographic, their uniforms might as well have a target printed on the back. I don't know that there wouldn't be a war between the crooks and cops in short order.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3318 on: February 14, 2024, 05:42:01 pm »
Wouldn't you hate to be a guy handcuffed and tossed into the back of a cruiser for spittin' on the sidewalk or some such thing, and have the cop blast you full of holes because he mistook an acorn for a barrage of bullets?


https://twitter.com/NBC10Boston/status/1757916106029953036
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« Reply #3319 on: February 14, 2024, 07:29:24 pm »
Well the alternative to bustin' a few noggins is to leave a few cases of ammo laying around, but with the way hoodrats shoot, there would likely be a LOT of collateral damage.  :whistle: :shrug:

I am not sure that the damage isn't done, in one regard. The police have been so severely undercut by the politicians pandering to the criminal demographic, their uniforms might as well have a target printed on the back. I don't know that there wouldn't be a war between the crooks and cops in short order.

Still it has to happen. The only other option is to continue to subsidize criminals until all the major cities are hollowed clean out like Detroit.

We already know where this goes. We've seen it in our lifetime.

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« Reply #3320 on: February 15, 2024, 01:08:27 am »
Still it has to happen. The only other option is to continue to subsidize criminals until all the major cities are hollowed clean out like Detroit.

We already know where this goes. We've seen it in our lifetime.
Yeah, the BLM riots were a replay of the 1960s, with only lies for justification.
The old,mostly healed wounds of racial strife were gouged open by CRT and tons of propaganda as a preparatory bombardment, salted, infected, and left to fester, with lots of stick poking using reparations as a money motive (because who doesn't want 'free' money?).

ANTIFA, because these communists aren't against the war. They cant really work the Muslims into their paradigm, because the Muslims would just as soon behead them or throw them off the nearest tall building.

Media attack on Trump, like on Nixon, who did bring our troops home, as promised. Whatever you may say about Trump, he wasn't really feeding the MIC like a Democrat or GOPe'er, and that just would not do.

(It was the Congress that cut off funding that could have had the South Vietnamese bombing massed concentrations of NVA troops and taking out armored columns, if they'd had the money for fuel and munitions.) It was the Media spin on Tet that lost the war, because EVERY provincial capital that was attacked was held or retaken--which was a massive military defeat of the North, only mis-portrayed somehow as a defeat of the South and US forces by the talking heads, foremost of which was Walter Cronkite. The VC were practically eliminated.

So, SSDD (Same sh*t,different decade).
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3321 on: February 15, 2024, 06:51:50 am »
Am I the  only one wondering why police officers inside the US,who are SUPPOSED to be US citizens,are speaking in Spanish?

BTW,whoever is responsible for hiring that panicking coward needs to be fired,and the cop needs to be fired for endangering the public by firing wild shots.
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« Reply #3322 on: February 15, 2024, 09:22:34 am »
Am I the  only one wondering why police officers inside the US,who are SUPPOSED to be US citizens,are speaking in Spanish?

BTW,whoever is responsible for hiring that panicking coward needs to be fired,and the cop needs to be fired for endangering the public by firing wild shots.

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« Reply #3323 on: February 15, 2024, 11:23:14 am »
Yeah, the BLM riots were a replay of the 1960s, with only lies for justification.
The old,mostly healed wounds of racial strife were gouged open by CRT and tons of propaganda as a preparatory bombardment, salted, infected, and left to fester, with lots of stick poking using reparations as a money motive (because who doesn't want 'free' money?).

ANTIFA, because these communists aren't against the war. They cant really work the Muslims into their paradigm, because the Muslims would just as soon behead them or throw them off the nearest tall building.

Media attack on Trump, like on Nixon, who did bring our troops home, as promised. Whatever you may say about Trump, he wasn't really feeding the MIC like a Democrat or GOPe'er, and that just would not do.

(It was the Congress that cut off funding that could have had the South Vietnamese bombing massed concentrations of NVA troops and taking out armored columns, if they'd had the money for fuel and munitions.)

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That was still happening,but Congress didn't know anything  about it. There WERE USSF troops on the ground in Cambodia,Laos,and North Vietnam (USN Seal teams on the coast) inserting and picking up SVN/NVA agents. Away from the coast,it was the USSF being inserted into Cambodia,Laos,and even NVN using small teams of 6 to Platoons to ambush NVA convoys,snatch prisoners,pull off ambush  hits on  NVA  moving south along the Ho Chi Mihn Trail,and pretty much  anything else you can think of.

It was never publicized,but the Soviets also had Spetnaz teams being inserted into some of the same areas to try to capture/kill the USSF teams.

I have no idea if it is true or not,but I HEARD via "rumor control" that a whole recon team from CCN got aboard the wrong helicopter after calling for an extraction,and were nevezr heard from again. The fact that we were all suddenly told to make sure we recognized the markings on any  helicopter that landed to pick us up,and to take appropriate action if we didn't recognize the door gunner. The pilots were hard  to  recognize due to being  so far away from the doors and because they were wearing helmets.

 
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It was the Media spin on Tet that lost the war, because EVERY provincial capital that was attacked was held or retaken--which was a massive military defeat of the North, only mis-portrayed somehow as a defeat of the South and US forces by the talking heads, foremost of which was Walter Cronkite. The VC were practically eliminated.

Yup! I am not so  sure about VC activity,but  the NVA took a long  time to recover from the hits they took.

The North Vietnamese lost a LOT of VC cadre due to exposing  themselves during Tet. The ones that didn't get killed from exposing  themselves due to  leading attacks had to either flee to NVN,or face being tracked down and executed.

The famous photo of the SVN officer shooting a VC in the head in the streets of Saigon are proof of this. The media tried to make this out to be a murder,but  the man shot was a NVN officer working  in plan clothes in SVN,and partially responsible for the attacks in Saigon.

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So, SSDD (Same sh*t,different decade).

Seems like nothing really changes. Same script,different actors.
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« Reply #3324 on: February 15, 2024, 11:25:47 am »
@sneakypete How dare you apply common sense and logic to a situation involving firearms and unqualified people. Don't you know by now you can apply your feelings.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3325 on: April 05, 2024, 08:46:07 am »
Man drinking coffee on his porch watches a police chase on his lawn.

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« Reply #3326 on: April 08, 2024, 10:29:27 am »
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3327 on: April 09, 2024, 12:48:31 pm »
Cheater, 39, gets back together with partner, 36 who chopped off his PENIS after he had an affair with her teenage relative

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  • Gilberto Nogueira revealed he will give his girlfriend, Daiane dos Santos a second chance after she cut off his penis in December 2023
  • Nogueira showed TV Globo copies of letters he and dos Santos have written to each other; Nogueira initially reached out to her before she replied
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« Reply #3328 on: April 09, 2024, 01:42:49 pm »
Cheater, 39, gets back together with partner, 36 who chopped off his PENIS after he had an affair with her teenage relative

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8 April 2024
  • Gilberto Nogueira revealed he will give his girlfriend, Daiane dos Santos a second chance after she cut off his penis in December 2023
  • Nogueira showed TV Globo copies of letters he and dos Santos have written to each other; Nogueira initially reached out to her before she replied
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13284873/Brazil-Cheater-penis-cut-affair-underage-neice.html

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I would say she not only performed a dickectomy on him but also a lobotomy at the same time because obviously this idiot was never thinking with anything but his pecker.

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« Reply #3329 on: April 09, 2024, 02:06:09 pm »
According to the American Liberal's theology, he is now suddenly a woman. Without his consent.
You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
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« Reply #3330 on: April 09, 2024, 05:17:58 pm »
I would say she not only performed a dickectomy on him but also a lobotomy at the same time because obviously this idiot was never thinking with anything but his pecker.



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« Reply #3331 on: April 10, 2024, 06:01:53 pm »
Woman who cut off lover's penis by tricking him into thinking she was going to perform a sex act is jailed for seven years

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10 April 2024
  • The man as also her boss at a bar in Sant Andreu de la Barca near Barcelona
  • She now has to pay her former boss and partner €250,000 in compensation
  • The attacker had already served two years behind bars as a remand prisoner
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« Reply #3332 on: April 10, 2024, 06:03:16 pm »
Cutting off a guy's penis seems to be the 'new thing' these days.
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« Reply #3333 on: April 10, 2024, 10:01:09 pm »
Cutting off a guy's penis seems to be the 'new thing' these days.

He's never going to collect.
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« Reply #3334 on: April 12, 2024, 06:46:15 pm »
This one comes from Spain: A gay left-wing politician in Spain has abruptly resigned from his post after photos began to circulate showing him eating his own feces.
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... Daniel Gómez del Barrio served on the council for Illescas, a small town of around 30,000 people just south of the country’s capital. He represented PSOE, the main left-wing party in Spain, whose leader is currently the Prime Minister.

In mid February, photos and videos of Gómez were shared that he had posted on social media accounts and pornographic websites. In one video, the councillor, who is in his late twenties, is seemingly naked on the floor and eating his own feces.

A report from French news source FDS claimed that the politician was offering himself up for sexual use, and described himself as wanting to be “exposed, humiliated, degraded.” He also described his desire to “eat c*cks, be a whore, and be used as a urinal,” with El Diairo also claiming he referred to himself as a “sexual slave.” ...
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« Reply #3335 on: April 12, 2024, 07:23:03 pm »
This one comes from Spain: A gay left-wing politician in Spain has abruptly resigned from his post after photos began to circulate showing him eating his own feces.More at The Publica

 :3: I'd say the guy needs some very serious psychological help.

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83-year-old South Carolina woman gored by bison at Yellowstone National Park
by KARI BARROWS | WLOSMon, June 3rd 2024 at 8:57 PM
Updated Tue, June 4th 2024 at 9:26 AM

 Park rangers are once again reminding the public to give wildlife their space after a woman from Upstate South Carolina was seriously injured by a bison out West.

A press release from the National Park Service says an 83-year-old woman from Greenville, South Carolina was gored by a bison on June 1 in Yellowstone National Park.

"The bison, defending its space, came within a few feet of the woman and lifted her about a foot off the ground with its horns," the release says.  ... The National Desk
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83-year-old South Carolina woman gored by bison at Yellowstone National Park
by KARI BARROWS | WLOSMon, June 3rd 2024 at 8:57 PM
Updated Tue, June 4th 2024 at 9:26 AM

 Park rangers are once again reminding the public to give wildlife their space after a woman from Upstate South Carolina was seriously injured by a bison out West.

A press release from the National Park Service says an 83-year-old woman from Greenville, South Carolina was gored by a bison on June 1 in Yellowstone National Park.

"The bison, defending its space, came within a few feet of the woman and lifted her about a foot off the ground with its horns," the release says.  ... The National Desk
So sad, even after 83 years of life, this woman is still dumb as a box of rocks **nononono*

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83-year-old South Carolina woman gored by bison at Yellowstone National Park
by KARI BARROWS | WLOSMon, June 3rd 2024 at 8:57 PM
Updated Tue, June 4th 2024 at 9:26 AM

 Park rangers are once again reminding the public to give wildlife their space after a woman from Upstate South Carolina was seriously injured by a bison out West.

A press release from the National Park Service says an 83-year-old woman from Greenville, South Carolina was gored by a bison on June 1 in Yellowstone National Park.

"The bison, defending its space, came within a few feet of the woman and lifted her about a foot off the ground with its horns," the release says.  ... The National Desk
Just a foot? Either the bison was being nice, or she's a woman of substance.
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« Reply #3339 on: June 05, 2024, 07:05:38 pm »
Just a foot? Either the bison was being nice, or she's a woman of substance.

:yowsa: I think the bull was gently letting her know that she was in his space.
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« Reply #3340 on: June 05, 2024, 07:17:04 pm »
:yowsa: I think the bull was gently letting her know that she was in his space.

Gently... I do not believe I have ever heard that word tied to buffalo.  :whistle:

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« Reply #3341 on: June 05, 2024, 07:32:30 pm »
Gently... I do not believe I have ever heard that word tied to buffalo.  :whistle:
You never heard Liawatha tell the story of how Chief Bijorn Svenson gently placed the buffalo hide robe over her great great grandmother Indian princess Birgitta as she stepped out of the Badstuga?

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« Reply #3342 on: June 10, 2024, 12:14:08 pm »
The ol' exploding soda pop trick.

Groceries continue to skyrocket.

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« Reply #3343 on: June 10, 2024, 12:30:10 pm »
Hey, that cashier COVID shield finally did something useful...

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« Reply #3344 on: June 10, 2024, 12:33:58 pm »
So sad, even after 83 years of life, this woman is still dumb as a box of rocks **nononono*

Watched a hippy looking photographer get 3 feet away from a Bison last year at Yellowstone.  The Rangers shushed all the park goers yelling at the idiot.  Ranger stated it was best to minimally spook the animal. 

After his photi session, the Rangers  escorted him somewhere..... 
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« Reply #3345 on: June 10, 2024, 01:53:30 pm »
Watched a hippy looking photographer get 3 feet away from a Bison last year at Yellowstone.  The Rangers shushed all the park goers yelling at the idiot.  Ranger stated it was best to minimally spook the animal. 

After his photi session, the Rangers  escorted him somewhere.....

Harassing the Wildlife is agin the law.
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« Reply #3346 on: June 10, 2024, 03:31:19 pm »
Hey, that cashier COVID shield finally did something useful...
My thoughts exactly. That sneeze catcher held up pretty well.
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« Reply #3347 on: June 10, 2024, 04:41:50 pm »
Watched a hippy looking photographer get 3 feet away from a Bison last year at Yellowstone.  The Rangers shushed all the park goers yelling at the idiot.  Ranger stated it was best to minimally spook the animal. 

After his photi session, the Rangers  escorted him somewhere.....




Closest mental hospital??

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« Reply #3348 on: June 11, 2024, 09:56:35 am »
Don't let your car tire touch the grass - even of your own front yard - if there's a vegan whackjob in the vicinity.
This is so over-the-top, some suspect it's parody. I don't know.

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Karen equates parking on the grass as being the same as assaulting children. 😳😂

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« Reply #3349 on: June 11, 2024, 10:12:02 am »
Don't let your car tire touch the grass - even of your own front yard - if there's a vegan whackjob in the vicinity.
This is so over-the-top, some suspect it's parody. I don't know.

Karen equates parking on the grass as being the same as assaulting children. 😳😂
Confusing ... very confusing on several levels.

If she is a Vegan, then doesn't that mean she murders plants by eating them?
Also, while his tire may be slightly over the edge on the grass, she is stomping around all over the grass while making the point that grass is a living breathing thing.

Obviously she is mentally ill. He should have been the person 'calling the Police'.
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