Ridiculous News of the Day

[Kamaji]

Somebody is gonna flip their lid over this, and heads are going to roll...

[sneakypete]

Scott Greer 6’2” IQ 187
@ScottMGreer
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Netflix turned Jarl Haakon, the last pagan ruler of Norway, into a black woman in its new Vikings show

9:23 PM · Mar 5, 2022·

@mountaineer

I won't be watching it,and neither should anyone who is aware of this.

[GtHawk]

Scott Greer 6’2” IQ 187
@ScottMGreer
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Netflix turned Jarl Haakon, the last pagan ruler of Norway, into a black woman in its new Vikings show

9:23 PM · Mar 5, 2022·

Maybe Netflix hired Mike Obama as a producer or technical advisor for the show?

[sneakypete]

Maybe Netflix hired Mike Obama as a producer or technical advisor for the show?

@GtHawk

Wes iz da wurld.......

Wez iz da peep-pulls....

Sang hit wid me bruthas and sistas!

[verga]

Box of human heads stolen in Denver

By Jesse O’Neill
March 5, 2022

A box of human heads intended for scientific research was stolen from a medical truck in Denver Thursday.

Someone broke into the parked truck in broad daylight and stole the box of human remains, along with a dolly, according to KVDR.

The macabre crime happened in Denver’s leafy Central Park neighborhood, the TV station reported.

The situation was “pretty shocking,” resident Isaac Fields told the station.

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Source:  https://nypost.com/2022/03/05/box-of-human-heads-stolen-in-denver/

Kind of like the movie "8 heads in a duffle bag"

[Kamaji]

Kind of like the movie "8 heads in a duffle bag"

Well, Mom always did say that two heads are better than one!

[Smokin Joe]

Rampant skulduggery...

[catfish1957]

Scott Greer 6’2” IQ 187
@ScottMGreer
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Netflix turned Jarl Haakon, the last pagan ruler of Norway, into a black woman in its new Vikings show

9:23 PM · Mar 5, 2022·

On about the 3rd episode.  When that lady showed up, I yelled that woke shit has gone past the ridiculously implausbile. Netflix sucks.

Think about about ....  A black woman ruler in 1050 Norway?

[sneakypete]

On about the 3rd episode.  When that lady showed up, I yelled that woke shit has gone past the ridiculously implausbile. Netflix sucks.

Think about about ....  A black woman ruler in 1050 Norway?

@catfish1957

Why not?

Everybody knows those Viking guys were wusses.

"We iz da wurld.......

We iz da wusses......

[mountaineer]

Two men killed by camel that escaped from Tennessee petting zoo
By Patrick Reilly   
March 12, 2022 3:30am

Two men were killed by a rampaging camel that escaped from a petting zoo in Tennessee, according to local officials.

Bobby Matheny, 42, and Tommy Gunn, 67, both from The Volunteer State, died after they were cornered and attacked by the frenzied camel Thursday in Obion, roughly 100 miles northeast of Memphis.

The humped beast was killed by responding law enforcement officers.  ... NY Post

[Cyber Liberty]

Two men killed by camel that escaped from Tennessee petting zoo
By Patrick Reilly   
March 12, 2022 3:30am

Two men were killed by a rampaging camel that escaped from a petting zoo in Tennessee, according to local officials.

Bobby Matheny, 42, and Tommy Gunn, 67, both from The Volunteer State, died after they were cornered and attacked by the frenzied camel Thursday in Obion, roughly 100 miles northeast of Memphis.

The humped beast was killed by responding law enforcement officers.  ... NY Post

I hope they didn't walk a mile for the camel....

(The picture at the Post is actually a Dromedary, I think.)

[catfish1957]

I hope they didn't walk a mile for the camel....

(The picture at the Post is actually a Dromedary, I think.)

Make it 1001.

[Wingnut]

The humped beast was killed by responding law enforcement officers.

My 1st thought was, Damn they got Hillary!

[catfish1957]

My 1st thought was, Damn they got Hillary!

If it was humped beast, I figured WJC was nearby.

[mountaineer]

UNDERCOVER: Crowder Infiltrates “FAT STUDIES” Conference | Louder with Crowder
Crowder goes undercover to present a paper to a REAL CONFERENCE of "Fat Studies" scholars. Will they be able to tell he's an imposter? Watch to find out!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bekDq_Ebi2I&list=PL3e1orPYt_4Yn4K43wBiHZt-bz8aRqr4X&index=39

[Wingnut]

We don't have a section for the really stupid stuff. The stuff that makes you shake your head in disbelief, laugh at the workings of insta-karma or just stretch the bounds of the ridiculous. Yet we do all need a laugh.

So - post 'em here if you find one!

I miss EC.   The starter of this thread and long time poster who dropped of the radar.  Hope ie is well this Easter and not dead.

[sneakypete]

I miss EC.   The starter of this thread and long time poster who dropped of the radar.  Hope ie is well this Easter and not dead.

@Wingnut

Well,if he is dead,he is as free of suffering as he can get.

[sneakypete]

I hope they didn't walk a mile for the camel....

(The picture at the Post is actually a Dromedary, I think.)

@Cyber Liberty

The younger guy was so fat I doubt he could walk much more than 20 feet at a time.

[Wingnut]

@Wingnut

Well,if he is dead,he is as free of suffering as he can get.

Everyone talks to God in the end. If he is gone I hope the angels took his demons away.

[corbe]

When nature calls! Woman plunges HEAD FIRST into filthy national forest vault toilet after dropping her phone and using dog leash as harness to lower herself in to retrieve it

A California woman was rescued from a vault toilet after plunging head-first into it while trying to retrieve her cell phone by using a dog leash as a harness
The rescue, which occurred on top of a Washington hiking trail Tuesday, required two fire departments to free the woman from the toilet
She tried to use a dog leash as a harness to lower herself into the toilet, however it did not support her weight and she fell into the vault head-first
The woman spent around 20 minutes attempting to get out of the vault toilet before ultimately finding her phone and calling 911
Rescue crews were eventually able to free the woman from the toilet after making a 'cribbing platform' that was lowered down for the woman to stand on
The woman told rescue crews that she was uninjured, and refused medical attention despite being encouraged to after being exposed to human waste
 
By MATT MCNULTY FOR DAILYMAIL.COM

PUBLISHED: 09:39 EDT, 21 April 2022 | UPDATED: 13:08 EDT, 21 April 2022

<..snip..>

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10739397/Woman-rescued-falling-vault-toilet-trying-retrieve-phone-hiking-trail.html

[Wingnut]

When nature calls! Woman plunges HEAD FIRST into filthy national forest vault toilet after dropping her phone and using dog leash as harness to lower herself in to retrieve it

A California woman was rescued from a vault toilet after plunging head-first into it while trying to retrieve her cell phone by using a dog leash as a harness
The rescue, which occurred on top of a Washington hiking trail Tuesday, required two fire departments to free the woman from the toilet
She tried to use a dog leash as a harness to lower herself into the toilet, however it did not support her weight and she fell into the vault head-first
The woman spent around 20 minutes attempting to get out of the vault toilet before ultimately finding her phone and calling 911
Rescue crews were eventually able to free the woman from the toilet after making a 'cribbing platform' that was lowered down for the woman to stand on
The woman told rescue crews that she was uninjured, and refused medical attention despite being encouraged to after being exposed to human waste
 
By MATT MCNULTY FOR DAILYMAIL.COM

PUBLISHED: 09:39 EDT, 21 April 2022 | UPDATED: 13:08 EDT, 21 April 2022

<..snip..>

Shit Happens.

[Cyber Liberty]

Shit Happens.

Leave it to @corbe to shitpost the shit stories...that's why he's my bud.  I might mail him a care package one of these days....

[corbe]

    I categorically deny that I have any semblance of a $hit fantasy!

[roamer_1]

When nature calls! Woman plunges HEAD FIRST into filthy national forest vault toilet after dropping her phone and using dog leash as harness to lower herself in to retrieve it

Green Rooms. Construction sites. This sh*t is right up my alley. The stories are endless.

Once I took a dump 30 miles back in the woods... spent two days up that way before getting home and noticing my wallet was gone.

Drove all the way back up there... Yep. There it was.

[Hoodat]

Green Rooms. Construction sites. This sh*t is right up my alley. The stories are endless.

Once I took a dump 30 miles back in the woods... spent two days up that way before getting home and noticing my wallet was gone.

Drove all the way back up there... Yep. There it was.

You're lucky a bear didn't find it and spend all your cash on sushi.

[roamer_1]

You're lucky a bear didn't find it and spend all your cash on sushi.

Another time in a green room on a construction site, pulled up my britches and felt the pocket flip over... Saw the wallet bounce on the seat... Even took a swipe at it... Nope.

There was 400 bucks in that wallet.
Driver's license.
Fishing license.

I thought about it, I really did...
But about 40 construction guys had been doing their business in there... Every morning there's a line around 10 o'clock...

NOPE.

Took 4 weeks to get those licenses straightened out.

I wonder if the sewer doer dude got the tip. 

[Smokin Joe]

Green Rooms. Construction sites. This sh*t is right up my alley. The stories are endless.

Once I took a dump 30 miles back in the woods... spent two days up that way before getting home and noticing my wallet was gone.

Drove all the way back up there... Yep. There it was.

That's when the thirty-point buck comes sauntering into view during hunting season, too.

[Smokin Joe]

Another time in a green room on a construction site, pulled up my britches and felt the pocket flip over... Saw the wallet bounce on the seat... Even took a swipe at it... Nope.

There was 400 bucks in that wallet.
Driver's license.
Fishing license.

I thought about it, I really did...
But about 40 construction guys had been doing their business in there... Every morning there's a line around 10 o'clock...

NOPE.

Took 4 weeks to get those licenses straightened out.

I wonder if the sewer doer dude got the tip. 

That's why I always carry a multi tool (Leatherman). If it didn't sink, you can fetch it out with that.

If it did, well, humans are washable...

[Bigun]

Green Rooms. Construction sites. This sh*t is right up my alley. The stories are endless.

Once I took a dump 30 miles back in the woods... spent two days up that way before getting home and noticing my wallet was gone.

Drove all the way back up there... Yep. There it was.

I wasn't quite that far back in but otherwise my story is the same.  One of the major reasons I now carry my wallet in my left FRONT pocket.

[roamer_1]

That's when the thirty-point buck comes sauntering into view during hunting season, too.

Yeah... backed up to a tree, the rifle this [] far from your extended reach... 

[roamer_1]

I wasn't quite that far back in but otherwise my story is the same.  One of the major reasons I now carry my wallet in my left FRONT pocket.

I got pretty partial to overalls... TOP pocket. 

 

[Bigun]

I got pretty partial to overalls... TOP pocket. 

 

LOL!  That's for my phone.  Zipped up.

[roamer_1]

That's why I always carry a multi tool (Leatherman). If it didn't sink, you can fetch it out with that.

If it did, well, humans are washable...

Nope. If it would have caught up on something I would have figured something out. Ploonk! Right in the tidy bowl.

I even offered all the money to anyone willing to go scuba diving... Just to get my licenses back...

No takers. Just a whole lot of construction guys barely keeping a straight face as they gave me that 'hard times' pat on the back... walking away in fits of laughter.

You know how that's gonna go.   

[Wingnut]

Green Rooms. Construction sites. This sh*t is right up my alley. The stories are endless.

Once I took a dump 30 miles back in the woods... spent two days up that way before getting home and noticing my wallet was gone.

Drove all the way back up there... Yep. There it was.

Good thing the area was still ripe since most tree's in the woods look alike!

[roamer_1]

Good thing the area was still ripe since most tree's in the woods look alike!

Well, I was up there two days after...  That was three 10:30 Expresses. Not one. I pretty well had to track myself all the way back to the offending er... site.

[mountaineer]

The sad thing is that she's serious.



 

[Kamaji]

The sad thing is that she's serious.



 

[Cyber Liberty]

The sad thing is that she's serious.



 

That's like saying the real evil of 9/11/01 was the probability normal people might get a bit miffed at Moslems in general.

[mountaineer]

Ridiculous news with an international flair:

Elephant kills woman, 70, in India and returns to trample on her corpse at funeral after lifting her body from pyre as family performed last rites

Story at Daily Mail

[GtHawk]

Ridiculous news with an international flair:Story at Daily Mail

Reincarnated husband?

[Smokin Joe]

Reincarnated husband?

[mountaineer]

This happened in Russia.

Woman eaten by 20 pet cats after collapsing dead
By Henry Holloway, The Sun   
June 17, 2022 11:02am

A woman was eaten by her 20 cats after she collapsed at her home and was not discovered by cops for two weeks.

Police were horrified when they discovered the partially eaten remains of the woman – who has not been named – after receiving a call from a concerned co-worker.

The woman was a cat breeder who kept the 20 giant Maine Coon pedigree cats in her home. ...

NY Post

[Smokin Joe]

This happened in Russia.NY Post

It can happen anywhere. A friend died one summer and was not discovered until over a week later.  His dogs were in the trailer house with him...

No one wanted to adopt the dogs.

[mountaineer]

I thought my husband was constipated: Actually, he had a water bottle in his butt
By Brittany Miller   
July 15, 2022 6:32pm

This guy really did have something up his butt.

A married man from Iran is recovering after doctors removed a 7 ½ inch water bottle from his rectum.

The suspect suppository was discovered after the 50-year-old arrived at the hospital with his wife, who grew concerned once he stopped eating and began to suffer from abdominal pain and constipation. ...

Doctors at the Imam Khomeini Hospital in Sari did not mention why exactly how the bottle got stuck there, but did say that sexual gratification is usually behind these sorts of situations. The man was also known to have a history of depression, according to the Clinical Case Reports. ...

Full story at NY Post

[Kamaji]

I thought my husband was constipated: Actually, he had a water bottle in his butt
By Brittany Miller   
July 15, 2022 6:32pm

This guy really did have something up his butt.

A married man from Iran is recovering after doctors removed a 7 ½ inch water bottle from his rectum.

The suspect suppository was discovered after the 50-year-old arrived at the hospital with his wife, who grew concerned once he stopped eating and began to suffer from abdominal pain and constipation. ...

Doctors at the Imam Khomeini Hospital in Sari did not mention why exactly how the bottle got stuck there, but did say that sexual gratification is usually behind these sorts of situations. The man was also known to have a history of depression, according to the Clinical Case Reports. ...

Full story at NY Post

Looks like it got hung up on the end of his spine.

[mountaineer]

Trans Cheerleader Booted From Camp For Allegedly Choking Female Teammate: Called Me ‘Man With A Penis’
By  Ryan Saavedra
Jul 31, 2022 

A transgender cheerleader, who is a biological male, was criminally charged last week for allegedly choking a female teammate at a cheerleading camp.

Fox News reported that the incident occurred at Ranger College in Texas after the female teammate allegedly called Averie Chanel Medlock “a man” and said that Medlock should not be on the team.

“Well guys I’m officially retired as a cheerleader as of last night at 5:30 AM. A girl on the team was being very disrespectful and told me I am a MAN with a PENIS and that [guys] should not be on the team,” the transgender cheerleader, Averie Chanel Medlock, reportedly posted on Facebook. ...

Medlock reportedly said the alleged attack on the female cheerleader was a joke. Nevertheless, law enforcement officials charged Medlock with assault and removed Medlock from the campus. ...

Daily Wire

[sneakypete]

Trans Cheerleader Booted From Camp For Allegedly Choking Female Teammate: Called Me ‘Man With A Penis’
By  Ryan Saavedra
Jul 31, 2022  Daily Wire

@mountaineer

This really ain't all that complicated. If you have a penis,you ARE a male.

You can call yourself a Buick if that's what makes you happy,but nobody is going to be able to drive you to work,and after the first time they fill you up with gasoline,you won't be around any more to bother anyone.

[GtHawk]

@mountaineer

This really ain't all that complicated. If you have a penis,you ARE a male.

You can call yourself a Buick if that's what makes you happy,but nobody is going to be able to drive you to work,and after the first time they fill you up with gasoline,you won't be around any more to bother anyone.

It's not that simple since women have had the AddaDicktoMe and men have had the Dickectomy surgeries, the one simple biological fact that can not be changed is chromosomes.

[sneakypete]

It's not that simple since women have had the AddaDicktoMe and men have had the Dickectomy surgeries, the one simple biological fact that can not be changed is chromosomes.

@GtHawk

Does nothing to alter your DNA.

These people don't have a gender problem,they have a mind problem.

So,following THEIR logic,shouldn't they be cutting their heads off instead of their genitals?

[verga]

@GtHawk

Does nothing to alter your DNA.

These people don't have a gender problem,they have a mind problem.

So,following THEIR logic,shouldn't they be cutting their heads off instead of their genitals?

The truly sad thing is that the suicide rate is almost the same for them pre and post transition. They need help that does not include the use of a scalpel.