Wow. I know nobody wants to hear this, and I may come across as a little strange, but damn!
I grew up in a different time, where boys didn't become 'ruined for life', as they say, by stuff like this. When I was 16, just the idea of doing a teacher was too hot to even think about, much less actually do. I would have had a heart attack.
The idea of doing two of them, when I am sixteen and full of spit and vinegar? Just the idea of that makes me salute the flag still today, and I am well past all that stuff at this point. They would be wasting their time with me now.
But still.........when I was 16......wow