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30 Reasons That Dog People Are Completely Crazy
« on: Saturday, Sep 06, 2014 05:41 am »
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30 Reasons That Dog People Are Completely Crazy
Averi Clements


When you have a dog (or three), your life tends to revolve around them. And before you know it, you've started to display some bizarre behavior.

1. Your floor is covered with squeaky stuffed animals, rawhides, and the remnants of God-knows-what.


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Re: 30 Reasons That Dog People Are Completely Crazy
« Reply #1 on: Saturday, Sep 06, 2014 05:46 am »
All true.   ^-^

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Re: 30 Reasons That Dog People Are Completely Crazy
« Reply #2 on: Saturday, Sep 06, 2014 05:47 am »
Guilty on all 30 counts....just call me crazy! :whistle:
Democrat Party...the Party of Infanticide

"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience"
Mark Twain


“Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own.”
-Matthew 6:34


Smokin Joe: Stupid people vote. If you have enough of them, you don’t need to steal an election

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Re: 30 Reasons That Dog People Are Completely Crazy
« Reply #3 on: Saturday, Sep 06, 2014 06:10 am »
Beautifully expressed in those pics.

God wasn't thinking clearly when he gave them such short life spans.  :laugh:
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If we had just let them eat the Tide pods, none of this would be happening right now

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Re: 30 Reasons That Dog People Are Completely Crazy
« Reply #4 on: Saturday, Sep 06, 2014 06:51 am »
Guilty on all 30 counts....just call me crazy! :whistle:

Dogs love you just as you are and without equivocation! They are a damned site more reliable tham most people are as well!

I have four of them!
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Re: 30 Reasons That Dog People Are Completely Crazy
« Reply #5 on: Saturday, Sep 06, 2014 06:53 am »
I don't own a dog because I had to give one away when I was broke and young and on the move.  I swore I would never put myself through that heartbreak again.  Even though I have plenty of stability in my life now, they seem like more trouble than they are worth. 

So my wife and I have a pact.  When I want to pet something, she lets me pet her.  And vice versa.  It works out pretty well.

I do have close friends with dogs.  My next door neighbor has a Bassett and a Dachsund.  Another very close friend has a Westie.  We babysit all these dogs from time to time when the owners are away, and we enjoy doing it.  But I don't think I'd want one around all the time.

And, yes, my friends are guilty as hell of all these things.

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Re: 30 Reasons That Dog People Are Completely Crazy
« Reply #6 on: Saturday, Sep 06, 2014 11:11 am »
15, 16 19 so true!


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Re: 30 Reasons That Dog People Are Completely Crazy
« Reply #7 on: Saturday, Sep 06, 2014 07:30 pm »
Boomer and Dieter thought the list was funny as hell, but true. I did, too.
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