The stock market is at an all-time high. People at home are saying, "Well, that would be great if I had a job."
– Letterman
The stock market is at an all-time high. People at home are saying, "Well, that would be great if I had a job."
– Jimmy Fallon
Either this is a mix-up, or someone is about to get into some serious trouble. (EDIT: Not you, Pookie. Whoever blatantly plagiarized this joke.)