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Offline rmc51

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Plop, plop, whizz, whizz: In-vehicle toilets are coming soon…
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Plop, plop, whizz, whizz: In-vehicle toilets are coming soon…
April 17, 2026
https://revolver.news/2026/04/plop-plop-whizz-whizz-in-vehicle-toilets-are-coming-soon/

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Well, humanity had a good run, guys…

But just when it seemed like carmakers had finally run out of goofy gimmicks to cram into vehicles, along comes the next great leap forward in automotive innovation: the car toilet. Yep, now you can really go from zero to sixty while sitting on your own personal porcelain throne built right into the seat. The lucky passengers in the back are sure to love that little feature...

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 **nononono*   **nononono*   **nononono*

If you s**t in my car, I will throw your a** out the door while the car is moving. Understand!!!





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Re: Plop, plop, whizz, whizz: In-vehicle toilets are coming soon…
« Reply #1 on: Today at 08:11:28 pm »
4 wheeled gas chamber...open the windows and risk getting pulled over for emissions.

(I hate to think what a serious vehicle accident would be like.)
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