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[mountaineer]

New Jersey man charged with indecent assault after groping Easter Bunny at Pittsburgh mall
By Patrick Damp
March 27, 2026 / 7:47 AM EDT / CBS Pittsburgh


A New Jersey man is in legal trouble after he allegedly assaulted the Easter Bunny at the South Hills Village Mall.

According to the criminal complaint, a woman working as the Easter Bunny on Monday at the mall was taking pictures with children and families when a man approached her and began to ask her questions, which she referred to an assistant.

The man refused and began touching the woman dressed as the Easter Bunny's arm, then the top of her chest, and then grabbed her breasts.  ...

As he was being taken into custody, according to the criminal complaint provided to KDKA-TV, he asked police, "Is it on the close to Five Below, the merchandise thing, the bunny?" After being read his Miranda Rights, he then asked the police, "It's a doll, right?"  ...

[Wingnut]

New Jersey man charged with indecent assault after groping Easter Bunny at Pittsburgh mall
By Patrick Damp
March 27, 2026 / 7:47 AM EDT / CBS Pittsburgh


A New Jersey man is in legal trouble after he allegedly assaulted the Easter Bunny at the South Hills Village Mall.

According to the criminal complaint, a woman working as the Easter Bunny on Monday at the mall was taking pictures with children and families when a man approached her and began to ask her questions, which she referred to an assistant.

The man refused and began touching the woman dressed as the Easter Bunny's arm, then the top of her chest, and then grabbed her breasts.  ...

As he was being taken into custody, according to the criminal complaint provided to KDKA-TV, he asked police, "Is it on the close to Five Below, the merchandise thing, the bunny?" After being read his Miranda Rights, he then asked the police, "It's a doll, right?"  ...

Damn fury fetishers.

[berdie]

Way to go! You assaulted the Easter Bunny in front of a bunch of kids.

[mountaineer]

Way to go! You assaulted the Easter Bunny in front of a bunch of kids.

The bunny assault at the South Hills Village mall in Bethel Park, Pa., occurred on Monday. On Thursday, in the same county (Allegheny), though several miles away: Naked woman attacks people in Pittsburgh-area Giant Eagle, police say

... When police arrived on scene, they said they found Canut naked as parents tried to cover their children's eyes.

"Officers could observe a store display in disarray and damaged and items scattered about the store," police wrote in the criminal complaint. "Officers also observed numerous children in the store whose parents were trying to shield their eyes from Canut who was nude."  ...

Not a good week to be out and about with small children, apparently.

[Weird Tolkienish Figure]

New Jersey man charged with indecent assault after groping Easter Bunny at Pittsburgh mall
By Patrick Damp
March 27, 2026 / 7:47 AM EDT / CBS Pittsburgh


A New Jersey man is in legal trouble after he allegedly assaulted the Easter Bunny at the South Hills Village Mall.

According to the criminal complaint, a woman working as the Easter Bunny on Monday at the mall was taking pictures with children and families when a man approached her and began to ask her questions, which she referred to an assistant.

The man refused and began touching the woman dressed as the Easter Bunny's arm, then the top of her chest, and then grabbed her breasts.  ...

As he was being taken into custody, according to the criminal complaint provided to KDKA-TV, he asked police, "Is it on the close to Five Below, the merchandise thing, the bunny?" After being read his Miranda Rights, he then asked the police, "It's a doll, right?"  ...

Pepe LePew?

[rangerrebew]

Man Busted For Groping Mall Easter Bunny
Cops: Suspect, 36, assaulted woman inside bunny costume
 
MARCH 27--A New Jersey man is behind bars for allegedly groping the Easter Bunny at a Pennsylvania shopping center.

According to police, Shivakrishna Bera, 36, was at the South Hills Village Mall in Pittsburgh on Monday when he approached the area where a woman dressed as the Easter Bunny was posing for photos.

Bera, cops say, began questioning the costumed character, who directed his inquiries to her assistant. At one point, the assistant told police, Bera asked about who was inside the costume, saying, “Is it a boy or a girl?”

As detailed in a criminal complaint, Bera then began touching the costumed woman’s arm and chest, and grabbed her breasts. He also allegedly shoved his fingers into the nose and mouth of the Easter Bunny’s costume head.

https://thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/easter-bunny-grope-260915

[rangerrebew]

SICK AND DISGUSTING!  Is he a democrat politician?  Going by his name, he could be an illegal.

[GtHawk]

Pepe LePew?

Nah, Pepe had a thing for Pussycats, not bunnies.