How Somalians live forever
Things are getting weird in the Pine Tree State.
J.R. Dunn | January 26, 2026
Here’s yet another weirdie, this one from the state of Maine by way of Steve Robinson, speaking on the Shaun Ryan podcast.
While talking to Liz Collin of the redoubtable Minneapolis-based Alpha News, Robinson learned that there exists a long-running joke among Minnesota cops concerning the lack of any calls for either the police or EMT to respond to heart attacks or strokes suffered by elderly Somalians, either male or female. This has evidently been going on for years, if not decades.
“Hundred thousand people out there… odds say that some of them are going to have heart attacks, they’re gonna die, and then the police or the emergency services are gonna be called to respond… none of the police officers remember going to a Somali DOA.”
Robinson then spoke to officers of his acquaintance in the Lewiston, Maine force. Lewiston has one of the largest Somali populations by ratio on the east coast. He got the same answer: no calls concerning cardiac arrests or similar events in living memory.
It seems that aging Somalis don’t suffer from many of the ills that afflict the rest of us. The calls to mind the Harlem religious hustler Father Divine, who boasted that that nobody had ever died in one of his missions. That was quite true. Nobody ever died because Father Divine threw them out as soon as they got sick.
What it comes down to is that the Somalis have discovered immortality (God forbid), or something else is going on. Something, past being prologue, that most likely has a lot to do with tearing off large amounts of government funds. As Robinson puts it, “Natural deaths happening within the Somali community that are not being reported.”
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