Author Topic: Today's Toons 10/20/25 (Read 685 times)

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Fox News topped MSNBC and CNN combined in 3rd quarter ratings released Friday. I enjoy how news channels try to out-crazy each other to attract viewers. I just heard California governor candidate Katie Porter is going to be on Anderson Cooper, and I've got $10 on the reverse cowgirl position.

Secretary of State Marco Rubio praised President Trump in the cabinet meeting Thursday for his peace-making efforts to end the Gaza War. Benjamin Netanyahu nominated President Trump for the Nobel Peace Prize Friday. Not for ending the war but for getting Rosie O'Donnell to self-deport.

President Trump will fly to Israel this week to address Israel's Parliament and the released hostages and families in Tel Aviv's Hostage Square. Now in its 10th year, America's favorite reality series never gets old. In today's episode of Get Trump, Hitler ends an 8th war in his 8th month in office.

Joe Biden landed a speaking gig in Nebraska next month for the state Democratic Party's top annual fundraising dinner held in Omaha. I really hope Joe's accompanied on and off the plane and the stage by his spotter. Joe Biden has fallen down the stairs so many times he now identifies as a Slinky.

Walt Disney Company reports $9 billion in 3rd quarter 2025 revenue from its theme parks and Disney Cruise Lines and high hotel occupancy. In only one department is business down. In cities such as Los Angeles, Denver, Phoenix and Chicago, ticket sales have seriously declined for Disney on Ice.

The Ladies of the View took on the vow by ICE agents to be stationed at the Super Bowl in February. Whoopi Goldberg urged everyone who's going to the Super Bowl to darken their skin in order to confuse ICE. Jimmy Kimmel can provide the face paint and Hakeem Jefferies the sombreros.

President Trump hasn't given up on winning a Nobel Prize. He now hopes to win one in medicine for curing Trump Derangement Syndrome.

A mosquito bit Liz Warren today. And just like that, there went all her Indian blood.

Alec Baldwin crashed his car into a tree on Long island. Out of habit, Alec told the cops he didn't know the car was loaded.

I don't get it. Trump has 5 kids, 3 baby mamas, lives in government housing, has a mugshot and Liberals still hate him.

A federal judge in DC has blocked the Trump peace deal and ordered the hostages to be returned to Hamas.

Dodgers honor transgender swimmer, Lia Thomas at banquet. That's tolerable but I don't think it's right to introduce Lia as the Jackie Robinson of the Women's Shower.

Gov. Pritzker admits winning $1.4 million playing blackjack in Las Vegas. The casino handled the million dollar loss fine but JB broke the bank later at the all you can eat buffet.

Anne Frank is re-imagined as a pansexual Latina with a non-binary lover in a NYC musical. Like she needed another 3 reasons to hide in the attic.

Let's be honest. You don't want no kings, you want your kings.

The No Kings Protest is just code for My Team Lost and I Can't Handle It.

-- Argus Hamilton