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Fed Governor Lisa Cook sued Trump for firing her for her mortgage fraud allegations. We're on the brink of sports history. One more attempt by Democrats to sue Trump, indict Trump, convict Trump, shoot Trump or remove Trump from office and he ties Rocky Marciano's 49-0 record in the ring.

President Trump revoked Secret Service protection for former vice president Kamala Harris on Thursday, which normally ends after six months, but Biden had extended it a year. In response, the California Highway Patrol launched an operation to protect Kamala Harris. It's called CHIPs and Dip.

Newsweek noted that transgender shooter Robin Westman ignited a fierce debate in the media over transgender rage, mental illness and gun control after last week's murders. The police released Westman's hate-filled manifesto Wednesday. Already there's a rumor that the shooter was on his period.

Governor Gavin Newsom was interviewed in a Politico podcast Thursday in which he accused Trump of planning to deploy National Guard troops to polling places on Election Day in 2028 and cancel the election. His hair is on fire about Trump and I'm not surprised. Hair gel is highly flammable.

The White House fired CDC Director Susan Monarez Thursday amid her battle with Secretary Bobby Kennedy over his vaccine policies. I don't know who to believe, but I learned one thing during Covid. Pharmaceutical companies believe as an article of faith that A Cured Patient is a Lost Customer.

Cracker Barrel responded to the outrage of their customers and announced they have gotten rid of the new restaurant logo and ambience. They said they listened to their customers and agreed to give everybody what they wanted. From now on, the restaurant will be called Redskins Barrel.

Kid Rock applauded the president for steering Cracker Barrel back to their original logo and putting DEI policies to flight. This week Cracker Barrel declared itself a sanctuary restaurant for Aunt Jemima, Uncle Ben and the Land O'Lakes Indian girl. Tonight's floor show stars Roseanne Barr.

A Vanity Fair editor caused a staff furor by floating a cover article on Melania Trump. They did three covers of Michelle Obama and two of Jill Biden, however Melania is spectacularly beautiful. Asian kids trying to get into Harvard identify with Melania because she's being excluded for ruining the curve.

President Trump was questioned by reporters Tuesday about whether he plans to send in the National Guard to Chicago which had 8 murders and 58 wounded last weekend. However I think a good argument can be made against sending US forces into Chicago. For starters they'd be outgunned.

Don't doubt history's capacity for irony as our 250th birthday approaches. The US is now the only place where you can fly England 's flag without being arrested.

Rosie O'Donnell apologized for wrongly saying the Catholic church shooter was a white male MAGA. The former panelist on The View said that she moved to Ireland to get away from Trump's America. Her maid and gardener in Hollywood are moving back to Guatemala, they just don't know it yet.

Fox News and MSNBC commentators waged war last week over the effectiveness of thoughts and prayers for the victims of tragedies. Californians got the good news on Saturday that thoughts and prayers are no longer necessary. Gavin Newsom announced a plan to build a high-speed rail to Heaven.

President Trump's policies were negated by Democratic US judges last week. Partisanship rules the day. A DC judge ruled Trump's tariffs are illegal, a New York judge ruled he can't deport Venezuelans and a San Francisco judge ordered Trump to not to turn his head during the next assassination attempt.

Al Sharpton led a march of angry civil rights protestors down Wall Street in New York City on Friday to protest against corporations dropping DEI hiring programs. The White House was first to drop them. So far the Trump Administration's only DEI program has been to paint the border wall black.

Trump arrives in England September 17th where police will arrest him or his history of tweets about transgenders, illegal migrants and unattractive women.

A London publisher just released a new edition of George Orwell's classic book 2025.

Rosie O'Donnell posted an apology Tuesday for claiming over the weekend the transgender female church shooter in Minneapolis last week shooter was a Republican MAGA white guy. The public outrage over his mis-identification was so widespread that Rosie's AI girlfriend broke up with her.

Illinois Governor Pritzker tried to shame ICE out of going in Chicago to pick up illegal aliens by reminding TV viewers that September is Hispanic Heritage Month. It lasts from September 15th to October 15th. That makes it the only ethnic heritage month which crosses the border into the next month.

The Pentagon aired video Tuesday of a US airstrike off Caracas destroying a Venezuelan speedboat carrying tons of drugs. The crew and the contraband were blown into the Caribbean. I'll be watching next week's episode of Shark Week to see if the sharks go after the cocaine or the Venezuelans.

US Rep. Rashida Talib compared Israeli policy in Gaza to the Third Reich in a fiery speech in Detroit Tuesday. Lately I've been racking my brain trying to think of just one person, place or thing that the Radical Left has NOT compared to the Nazis. When she said Israel, I wanted to shout Bingo!

-- Argus Hamilton