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pookie18 · « **on:** August 11, 2025, 04:06:33 am »

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In Case You Missed It Dept.:

Joe Biden flew to Chicago Thursday to give a speech to the National Bar Association, which is comprised of black lawyers, black law professors and black law students. Their effect on him is sentimental. In one presidency Joe singlehandedly ended the myth of white supremacy once and for all.

To honor LA's immigrant population, and train them at the same time, Hide-and-Seek will be a demonstration sport at the 2028 Los Angeles Olympics.

Democrats weren't pleased today when the saw the US economic chart. They accused the arrow of making the Hitler salute.

Fox News released a poll measuring the Democratic hopefuls for the party's 2028 presidential nomination. None of the likely candidates rated as high as 25%. I don't know if Kamala Harris can get elected in 2028, but she has a 100% name recognition, and if she can overcome that, anything's possible.

The Cold War is heating back up. I don't know all the weapons we have at our disposal against Russia, but Trump just described the 8.9 earthquake as a warning shot.

Kamala Harris releases a book about her 2024 campaign for president. Spoiler Alert...It has a happy ending.

Breakfast Club host Charlamagne told Fox News the president's delay in handing over Epstein files will cause a conservative coup in the GOP. The situation is fluid. Ghislaine Maxwell was just moved to a minimum security prison in Texas, where she is scheduled to commit suicide next Thursday.

Beef Magazine says Americans will consume $30 billion worth of beef this year, which reflects the nation's love for steaks, pork and burgers. On the other hand, Alec Baldwin is now pleading with people to choose vegetarianism. That's a great choice because Alec definitely doesn't eat what he shoots.

Kamala Harris posted a video Thursday announcing she is writing a book about her 2024 presidential campaign. That night she made an appearance on Stephen Colbert. The Democrat was sacked after wasting millions of dollars in a futile campaign against Trump, and so was Kamala Harris.

The Weather Channel reported tsunami waves generated by aftershocks crashed into Hawaii and Japan Wednesday. On Tuesday, Russia was struck by its strongest earthquake in history which registered an 8.8 magnitude. Democrats are furious that Trump did not get congressional approval first.

James Carville advised Democrats to drop woke obsessions and recapture the votes of young men. The party really needs to man up. Last week, a poll of young men between the ages of 18-35 said the only masculine Democrat they could identify is Obama, to which the pollster asked, which one?

Governor Gavin Newsom is urging state officials to resist any cooperation with federal raids rounding up illegal aliens. Resistance is active at all levels. California schools may ban school kids from playing Hide and Seek during recess because the winners could grow up to become effective ICE agents.

The CBS headquarters in Manhattan was the site of a sidewalk protest last week by 20 fans of Stephen Colbert who demanded that CBS keep The Late Show on the air. Stephen Colbert was losing CBS $40 million a year. It takes the Postal Service working together all day to lose that kind of money.

President Trump wants a $200 million ballroom built in the White House. Senator Schumer demanded to know why America needs a $200 million ballroom. I'll give Chuck a hint, under the Trump administration ballroom is for banquets not Target's new design for transgender bikini bottoms.

The Senate stayed in session amid a sweltering summer heat wave last week as confirmation hearings continued to drag on. The heat index exceeded 100 degrees on Thursday. I heard they actually requested extra ICE at the Senate hearings, causing Senator Padilla to disappear under the table.

The FBI released emails that show Hillary Clinton okayed framing Trump using the debunked Steele Dossier, and CIA and FBI allies in the 2016 Russia collusion hoax. It fits a pattern. When Hillary was 12 playing church league softball in Chicago, she led the league in crooked real estate deals.

Daily Variety reports Stephen Colbert will appear on the hit CBS detective series Elsbeth in the season opener and play a talk show host who gets murdered. His death isn't much of a mystery. After the first commercial break they show him President Trump's approval rating and he drops to the ground.

The problem with Trump jokes is Republicans don't think they're funny and Democrats don't think they're jokes.

The Weather Channel reports a cold front from Canada set record-low August temperatures from Oklahoma to Georgia. And speaking of Canada, the NWS reported Monday that there are currently 738 wildfires burning in Canada, which is a sign of the times. Even fire is leaving California.

President Trump approved Sydney Sweeney bragging about her great jeans in the American Eagle ad since she's a Republican. The woke mob is always attacking white privilege. If they had their way TCM would apologize for airing My Fair Lady on Sunday night and re-title it Pretty Girls Are Nazis.

Senator Hawley introduced the Pelosi Bill that bans D.C. lawmakers from stock market trades after Nancy Pelosi made $400 million on stock trades. Her investment returns are enormous. I say for the good of the country, we should drop all charges and appoint Nancy the Commissioner of Social Security.

Texas House Democrats fled to Illinois to avoid a quorum where Governor Pritzer welcomed them at the Chicago Hilton. Four of the last ten Illinois governors went to prison. Illinois is the only state where the governor rides around in a limo that bears a license plate made by the previous governor.

- - Argus Hamilton