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CBS canceled Stephen Colbert today. He'll be OK, he plans to move in with Ellen and Rosie. Can you imagine, 3 angry lesbian former talk show hosts living together?

House Oversight Committee chairman James Comer ripped former President Biden's White House staffers for refusing to testify about Joe's decline once they appeared before the committee. I can promise the chairman Joe Biden will never testify about his cognitive decline while in office. He'd just plead the 25th.

House Republicans may summon Kamala Harris to testify about Joe Biden's mental decline. The committee will get nothing out of her. She'll just drink the 5th.

I think Stephen Colbert was hired on the strength of his Bill O'Reilly impression and cancelled on the strength of his Rosie O'Donnell impression.

President Trump signed into law the $9 billion in cuts to wasteful programs and the next thing you know, CBS canceled Colbert. Hollywood got the message. This week the Women of the View will debate who was our country's greatest president, was it Trump in his 1st term or Trump in his 2nd term?

Even without the nightly show, Stephen Colbert says he will still work tirelessly to help Democrats to continue to lose elections.

Trump no longer lives rent free in liberals' heads. There's now a 50% tariff.

No one knew until Thursday that the DOGE cuts of wasteful programs included Stephen Colbert's.

Whenever I watched Stephen Colbert bring up President Trump in his monologue, it made me think Jack Nicholson held it together in The Shining pretty well.

Epstein lawyer Alan Dershowitz says Trump was NOT ever named by Epstein victims. Not to be denied, Democrats just produced an old photo of Trump with Woody Allen.

Hunter Biden in an interview Tuesday blamed the election loss on Democrats for disloyalty to President Biden. He ripped the party for tossing his dad in favor of a historical candidate, Kamala Harris. Kamala was the first person of Jamaican and Canadian descent to be elected African American.

CBS News' Scott MacFarlane claimed he got Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome at the Trump shooting last year from the mean looks the crowd gave him afterwards. He made a near presidential assassination an assault on his feelings. He has since been cleared by his gynecologist to return to work.

The Weather Channel reported heavy rainstorms hit Texas Tuesday 10 days after a previous rainstorm flooded the Hill Country. It only took a few hours for it to be politicized. The Climatology Department at Harvard explains the destructive rainstorms occurred because Israel controls the weather.

New York Socialist Democrat mayor candidate Zohran Mamdani slipped into the U.S. Capitol Wednesday to confer with House Democrats. He's a South Asian Muslim born in Uganda who voiced support for worldwide Intifada. Tunnel to Towers wasn't a charity to this crowd, it was the original plan.

Jimmy Kimmel was dozing in the dentist's waiting room today and nearly jumped out of his chair when the reception called out, Jimmy, you're next!

DNI chief Tulsi Gabbard released secret files that link President Obama to hatching the 2016 Russia Hoax against Trump. Pundits are already calling the scandal Obama-gate and likening it to Richard Nixon's Watergate scandal. Only this time the part of Tricky Dick will be played by Michelle.

Jeffrey Epstein's lawyer Alan Dershowitz revealed Friday there was never an Epstein client list. He said no current officeholders were named by victims and that Trump long ago banned Epstein from Mar-a-Lago. Not to be denied, Democrats just produced an old photo of Trump with Woody Allen.

House Democrats demanded a congressional investigation of CBS Monday for its decision to cancel Stephen Colbert and his Late Show to see if Trump was behind it. It's a lesson to Putin. It IS possible to simply cancel a comedian that annoys you, you don't have to destroy his entire country.

The White House celebrated President Trump's 6th month in office Monday citing the secure border, tax cuts, revenue pouring in from tariffs and peace deals. But Ellen and Rosie moved to the UK because of Trump's election and in addition a lot more are moving to Mexico. Not by choice, though.

DNI says Russia intel learned that Hillary in 2016 was constantly given tranquilizers to calm her wild mood swings. Hillary will never get a presidential library but she may get a rehab clinic named after her.

I think Colbert should consider passing a kidney stone during his next monologue to lighten things up.

The Hollywood Reporter said Stephen Colbert's cancellation by CBS is a sign of the times for the TV networks. Colbert lost $40 million a year for CBS, but defenders say it was the top-rated late night talk show on broadcast TV. But nowadays, that's like being valedictorian at a special needs school.

Hunter Biden gave a roaring interview Monday in which he went wild against Democrats who betrayed his dad. In 2018 Hunter was thrown out of an L.A. underground sex nightclub for being too creepy. You know you're in trouble when a guy dressed like Satan says I don't feel comfortable here.

Hunter Biden ranted in a three-hour interview on You Tube's Channel 5 Monday in which he insisted his dad could have defeated Trump. They have different governing styles. This year, President Trump hit the ground running and when President Biden hit the ground, he just stayed there.

- - Argus Hamilton