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Offline rangerrebew

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Voodoo-science strikes again: Climate change is awakening volcanoes
 

By Jo Nova

Don’t panic, but the unleashed fossil spirits from The Ford 150 are about to plague us with volcanoes
If only you bought your oranges locally, instead of flying them in from California, the lava would have behaved.

If ever you have doubts that we are merely 3 genes away* from being mammoth hunting tribes of prophets and bone pointing shamen, look no further than modern captive science. These nice geochemists haven’t even published a paper yet, but five minutes after giving a speech at a conference, it’s already click-bait headlines and advertising for The Blob. Not that the captive researchers seem to mind (more’s the pity).

We are about to enter the doom loop where climate change melts glaciers which trigger volcanoes, which melts more glaciers. The press release even says “explosive time bombs”.

Except, of course, this is really about the Great Ice Sheets melting from the last ice age, not about humans raising global temperatures by a thousandth of a degree. And we’ve known about this since 1992 when Sivaldason et al reported that a kilometer thick block of ice slowed down volcanic eruptions in Iceland during the depths of the ice cold climate. The new team have just shown this happened in Chile too.

https://joannenova.com.au/2025/07/voodoo-science-strikes-again-climate-change-is-awakening-volcanoes/
« Last Edit: July 09, 2025, 07:32:04 am by rangerrebew »
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Re: Voodoo-science strikes again: Climate change is awakening volcanoes
« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2025, 08:26:03 am »
I'm also afraid it's gonna tip over Guam too.
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Re: Voodoo-science strikes again: Climate change is awakening volcanoes
« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2025, 08:39:50 am »
Well, if they weren't such lascivious pedophiles, maybe they'd have had enough virgins to sacrifice to the fire god.
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Re: Voodoo-science strikes again: Climate change is awakening volcanoes
« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2025, 09:20:06 am »
What about the volcanoes that aren't under glaciers?  What sets them off?  A lack of virgin sacrifices?
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Re: Voodoo-science strikes again: Climate change is awakening volcanoes
« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2025, 09:26:47 am »
I don't think they should be pushing this if they want to keep their power-grab over the energy sector alive.

Were it true, increased vulcanism would provide a cooling effect that would counteract greenhouse gas warming (or lowered cloud-formation warming which is more realistically what's been going on).
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