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UK Gov spends £50 m to dim sun to create slightly less beach weather
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By Jo Nova

The Gods in the UK Parliament plan to spend £50 million in a quest to control sunlight, because obviously, the UK is too sunny
Also obviously, there is nothing more useful the United Kingdom could spend money on than pie-in-the-sky plans for weather-control. It’s not like people are struggling to heat their homes or put food on the table.

And it’s not like anything could go wrong, or plants use sunlight.

It’s not like the UK just installed 1.5 million solar panels on homes and is now paying money to reduce the sunlight falling on them.

In the end, this is just another Grow-The-Government-Blob job, but it’s also an escape plan. Wait for it. Twenty years from now, if the world is cooler due to solar activity or cosmic radiation, they’ll say the Geoengineering saved the world from global warming.

Experiments to dim the Sun will be approved within weeks
Scientists consider brightening clouds to reflect sunshine among ways to prevent runaway climate change

By Sarah Knapton, The Telegraph

Experiments to dim sunlight to fight global warming will be given the green light by the Government within weeks.

Outdoor field trials which could include injecting aerosols into the atmosphere, or brightening clouds to reflect sunshine, are being considered by scientists as a way to prevent runaway climate change.

But it’s all really safe and effective “by design” (unlike all those other experiments which were designed to be dangerous):

Prof Mark Symes, the programme director for Aria (Advanced Research and Invention Agency), said there would be “small controlled outdoor experiments on particular approaches”. “We will be announcing who we have given funding to in a few weeks and when we do so, we will be making clear when any outdoor experiments might be taking place,” he said.

“One of the missing pieces in this debate was physical data from the real world. Models can only tell us so much.

“Everything we do is going to be safe by design. We’re absolutely committed to responsible research, including responsible outdoor research.

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Re: UK Gov spends £50 m to dim sun to create slightly less beach weather
« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2025, 07:05:29 am »
Just how much less is "slightly less," slightly less than what scientific standard, and how much slightly less is too much? :pondering:
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Re: UK Gov spends £50 m to dim sun to create slightly less beach weather
« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2025, 08:15:35 am »
Messing with nature never ends well...
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Re: UK Gov spends £50 m to dim sun to create slightly less beach weather
« Reply #4 on: April 25, 2025, 12:37:02 pm »
Those of us who live in Northern States in the US should sue the British Government if they go through with this.

Less sunlight will not only affect crops, but utility bills (heat is essential for winter).

If they succeed and brag about it, it's time to sue the UK into insolvency.

Enough of this bullshit.
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Re: UK Gov spends £50 m to dim sun to create slightly less beach weather
« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2025, 12:40:39 pm »
Aren't lymies Wonderbread white as it is?  If anything, they could benefit from more sun.

Plant an effin' tree or put up an umbrella.

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