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Today's Toons 4/28/25
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Attendees at the funeral service in Rome today all agreed how peaceful Biden looked.

King Charles, head of the Church of England, met Pope Francis today, but failed to convert him to Islam.

Supreme Court backs Trump's power to deport migrants and fire federal workers. Democrats are pretty much down to rooting for cholesterol to hurry up and do its job.

So many cut offs are coming from China, Congressman Eric Swallwell had to have sex with his wife.

Kamala Harris is reported considering a run for California governor as prelude and platform for running for president again in 2028. Kamala won the California Attorney General election in 2010 for the same reason she lost the presidential election in 2024. She had the black vote all locked up.

Hunter Biden is no longer getting $400,000 for his artwork. He's down to two hundred bucks to spray-paint obscenities on a Tesla.

The Wall Street Journal reported the near-3,000 point surge in the stock market Wednesday set an all-time record on the Stock Exchange. The good news didn't prevent partisanship. Harvard economists reminded us that Donald Trump is only responsible for the stock market when it goes down.

President Trump relented on U.S. allies and trading partners and announced his latest round of tariffs Wednesday lowering most tariffs to 10% but raising China's to 125% He'd raised it to 40% days earlier. I guess it's true, when you raise tariffs on China an hour later you want to raise them again.

Joe Biden to address the Conference of the Advocates for the Disabled. It's called leading by example. He'll be delivering the keynote speech Apparently I Was President.

The WNBA held its player draft last weekend ahead of the season starting in May. The WNBA draft telecast was sponsored by Dick's Sporting Goods, which is a new WNBA sponsor this coming season. This will give Progressives a chance to turn on the TV every night and enjoy Chicks with Dick's.

Bill Maher praised Trump for his sense of humor while describing his White House dinner with him ten days ago. I found out Vladimir Putin has a great sense of humor at a White House reception for him back in 2001 that I attended. At one point I made Putin laugh so hard he promised to kill me last.

Joe Biden made his first public appearance since leaving the White House Tuesday in Chicago where Biden addressed a convention of the National Conference of the Advocates for the Disabled. It's called leading by example. He'll be delivering the keynote speech titled Apparently I Was President.

China's President Xi on Friday reacted in different ways to the tariffs imposed on China's goods by the U.S. government. On Friday China's government announced China is banning the showing of any more American movies in Chinese movie theaters. This is obviously in retaliation for Snow White.

Socialist Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez caught some grief for being photographed flying in a first class seat to a Fight the Oligarchy rally in L.A. Chill out. Without priority seating, extra legroom, complimentary drinks and a hot towel, how can you be expected to Fight the Oligarchy?

Joe Biden returned to center stage Monday when the former president flew to Chicago to deliver a paid speech to a convention of the Conference for the Advocates of the Disabled. He himself hasn't lost a step onstage. Attendees will never forget the opening words of Joe's speech, Hello Shriners!

Last week's Blue Origin flight proved one thing. If your boyfriend's rich enough, the sky's the limit.

Senator Van Hollen met with the MS-13 criminal jailed in El Salvador and heard how the gang makes billions running drugs, guns, and enjoying the pick of the women they smuggle into the US. After a brief meeting, Van Hollen agreed to join MS-13.

Socialist Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is running second behind Kamala Harris in a Yale poll of Democrats for their 2028 presidential nomination. Another poll of voters of both parties reveals that AOC has nearly 100% name recognition. And if she can overcome that, she could win the election.

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Re: Today's Toons 4/28/25
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2025, 05:50:49 am »
Thanks, pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 4/28/25
« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2025, 07:31:48 am »
Thank you Pookie
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Re: Today's Toons 4/28/25
« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2025, 08:19:21 am »
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Re: Today's Toons 4/28/25
« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2025, 10:00:11 am »
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!
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Re: Today's Toons 4/28/25
« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2025, 11:56:39 am »
A great batch of Monday Toons, Pookie!!  And a nice crop of Argus Extras too!
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Re: Today's Toons 4/28/25
« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2025, 12:57:30 pm »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on April 28, 2025, 05:50:49 am
Thanks, pookie!

You're welcome, Smokin Joe!
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Re: Today's Toons 4/28/25
« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2025, 12:57:55 pm »
Quote from: verga on April 28, 2025, 07:31:48 am
Thank you Pookie

My pleasure, Verga!
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Re: Today's Toons 4/28/25
« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2025, 12:58:35 pm »
Quote from: Polly Ticks on April 28, 2025, 08:19:21 am
Thanks, Pookie.

You're welcome, as always, Polly Ticks!
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Re: Today's Toons 4/28/25
« Reply #9 on: April 28, 2025, 12:59:05 pm »
Quote from: Jimino on April 28, 2025, 10:00:11 am
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

My pleasure, as ever, Jimnio!
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Re: Today's Toons 4/28/25
« Reply #10 on: April 28, 2025, 01:00:48 pm »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on April 28, 2025, 11:56:39 am
A great batch of Monday Toons, Pookie!!  And a nice crop of Argus Extras too!



Glad you liked 'em, CL!
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Re: Today's Toons 4/28/25
« Reply #11 on: April 28, 2025, 01:35:40 pm »
G'day, Pookie!
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