1st Sergeant Faces UCMJ Charges for Failing To Piggyback off What Commander Just Said

[rangerrebew]

1st Sergeant Faces UCMJ Charges for Failing To Piggyback off What Commander Just Said
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By Eric Miller | October 20, 2021

FORT CARSON, Colorado — A 4th Infantry Division first sergeant is facing UCMJ charges after failing to piggyback off of what the commander just said.

Soldiers of the Headquarters and Headquarters Company, 1st Brigade Combat Team, 4th Infantry Division, were left confused and distraught following a botched weekend safety briefing last Friday evening.

“It was all so surreal,” Pvt. John Martinez, an HHC soldier who was present at the safety briefing, said. “The CO made a point and then paused for Top to jump in and repeat it, only slightly differently, but … he never did. He just stood there.”

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[rangerrebew]

I'm sure he is very educated in "white rage" and Critical Race Theory so how could he allow himself not to piggyback on the CO's thoughts?

[EdinVA]

Disclaimer: This article is satire — a work of fiction. To our knowledge, there has never been a first sergeant who has failed to piggyback off of what the commander just said.

[sneakypete]

This is SATIRE,folks,SATIRE!

Don't feel lonesome,though. My head was about to explode before I read the disclaimer.