@SZonian
I won't roast you---but I got two turkeys to roast (neither one named Trump nor Biden) in the next few days. (Turkey's a staple on my diet anyway, but with T-Day approaching . . . heh, heh, heh . . .)
You should be consuming lots of Tryptophan in the next few weeks, so you can have the tolerance to stay awake on T-Day to watch sports.
We'll be roasting a T-bird, and also frying a turkey breast. While I still have the kettle of oil, I usually toss in a couple chickens to freeze. I hate wasting the oil, that stuff's expensive!