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The Babylon Bee's Predictions For 2021
« on: January 01, 2021, 02:02:58 am »
The Babylon Bee's Predictions For 2021
December 31st, 2020

It's official: 2020 was the worst year ever, except for almost all the other years in human history! Will 2021 be a better year? Take a look at the Babylon Bee's official list of infallible predictions for next year and decide for yourself!

January 1 - New Year resolutions begin

January 5 - New Year resolutions downgraded

January 20 - Biden sworn in

January 21 - Biden dies of natural causes

January 22 - Trump announces 2024 presidential run

January 23 - 2024 Campaign kicks off

January 25 - Obama releases new memoir

January 27 - Feminists finally begin to reverse Handmaid's Tale

February 1 - All remaining Trump supporters hunted down and executed

February 2 - Electoral college, First Amendment, Second Amendment, churches, and capitalism eliminated

February 3 - Democrats announce return to unity

February 26 - China officially annexes United States

I stopped at March.
https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bees-predictions-for-2021
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Re: The Babylon Bee's Predictions For 2021
« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2021, 02:21:19 am »
Hmmm... we got till February 1st??    ****slapping 
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Re: The Babylon Bee's Predictions For 2021
« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2021, 02:25:46 am »
Quote from: DCPatriot on January 01, 2021, 02:21:19 am
Hmmm... we got till February 1st??    ****slapping

No, silly...it goes on through the rest of 2021...I just stopped at Feb...I don't want to spoil the surprise of Dec 2021
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Re: The Babylon Bee's Predictions For 2021
« Reply #3 on: January 01, 2021, 02:42:03 am »
Quote from: mystery-ak on January 01, 2021, 02:25:46 am
No, silly...it goes on through the rest of 2021...I just stopped at Feb...I don't want to spoil the surprise of Dec 2021

Oh!  I'm sorry.

I thought you and I would have been hunted down and executed by end of Feb 1, 2021.  That's there schedule.    :shrug:
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Re: The Babylon Bee's Predictions For 2021
« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2021, 02:46:46 am »
Quote from: DCPatriot on January 01, 2021, 02:42:03 am
Oh!  I'm sorry.

I thought you and I would have been hunted down and executed by end of Feb 1, 2021.  That's there schedule.    :shrug:

LOL..if that's the case I don't have to worry about what happens the rest of the year.. :shrug:
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Re: The Babylon Bee's Predictions For 2021
« Reply #5 on: January 01, 2021, 03:19:34 pm »
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January 25, March 10, May 10, October 8, December 27:  Obama releases new memoir.

Only five?  Looks like he's taking Summer 2021 off!

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Re: The Babylon Bee's Predictions For 2021
« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2021, 04:01:15 pm »
They forgot to mention when Biden will win the Nobel Peace Prize posthumously and Harris will get one too, ...you know..., just because.
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Re: The Babylon Bee's Predictions For 2021
« Reply #7 on: January 01, 2021, 04:22:40 pm »
When will Empress Kammy exterminate the Babylon Bee?
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If, as anti-Covid-vaxxers claim, https://www.poynter.org/fact-checking/2021/robert-f-kennedy-jr-said-the-covid-19-vaccine-is-the-deadliest-vaccine-ever-made-thats-not-true/ , https://gospelnewsnetwork.org/2021/11/23/covid-shots-are-the-deadliest-vaccines-in-medical-history/ , The Vaccine is deadly, where in the US have Pfizer and Moderna hidden the millions of bodies of those who died of "vaccine injury"? Is reality a Big Pharma Shill?

Millions now living should have died. Anti-Covid-Vaxxer ghouls hardest hit.

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Re: The Babylon Bee's Predictions For 2021
« Reply #8 on: January 01, 2021, 05:37:18 pm »
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myst, Thanks for the link.  I signed up for them to send me their "news" since their 2021 predictions are so "intelligent" and well thought out, I will believe anything they send to me.

I also, yesterday, ordered a fingernail set with electric thingy to get my fingernails and cuticles properly done, and fingernails buffed.  I will get this set this coming Tuesday.  Then, no matter what happens in 2021, my fingernails will be lovely.  Since I can't go anywhere, I will make Bob say nice things about how lovely my fingernails are.

With "Babylon Bee" and "lovely fingernails", I am ready for whatever happens in 2021.
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Re: The Babylon Bee's Predictions For 2021
« Reply #9 on: January 01, 2021, 05:42:32 pm »
   At least I won't be picked up and incarcerated during the first round of Trumper elimination.   wink777
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Re: The Babylon Bee's Predictions For 2021
« Reply #10 on: January 01, 2021, 05:51:44 pm »
I hope everyone knows that Babylon Bee is a satire site...just saying.. :whistle:
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Re: The Babylon Bee's Predictions For 2021
« Reply #11 on: January 01, 2021, 06:18:58 pm »
Quote from: mystery-ak on January 01, 2021, 05:51:44 pm
I hope everyone knows that Babylon Bee is a satire site...just saying.. :whistle:

Well, hope does spring eternal!...
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Re: The Babylon Bee's Predictions For 2021
« Reply #12 on: January 01, 2021, 06:29:44 pm »
Quote from: mystery-ak on January 01, 2021, 05:51:44 pm
I hope everyone knows that Babylon Bee is a satire site...just saying.. :whistle:

The Bee came up with what I felt was the funniest spoof of the year.....

Remember when the dim's were complaining and accusing Trump of disrupting mail service?
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Re: The Babylon Bee's Predictions For 2021
« Reply #13 on: January 01, 2021, 06:39:44 pm »
Quote from: mystery-ak on January 01, 2021, 05:51:44 pm
I hope everyone knows that Babylon Bee is a satire site...just saying.. :whistle:

The obvious ... however ... I just don't find a whole lot of satire in some of these points.

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Re: The Babylon Bee's Predictions For 2021
« Reply #14 on: January 01, 2021, 06:43:58 pm »
All of the Obama memoirs cracked me up!  :laugh:
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