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If your Significant Other Left, what would you Miss the Most?

A Peice of my Soul
7 (50%)
The Camaraderie
3 (21.4%)
The Income
1 (7.1%)
All the Crap they Stole
2 (14.3%)
Time to Drink Moore Weed.
1 (7.1%)

Total Members Voted: 13

Voting closed: November 26, 2017, 04:34:27 pm

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Offline Frank Cannon

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Re: If your Significant Other Left, what would you Miss the Most?
« Reply #25 on: November 21, 2017, 08:38:13 am »
Quote from: CatherineofAragon on November 21, 2017, 07:43:03 am
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My attorney has instructed me not to answer that question.

Two days after I met him I went to his work to get his opinion on silver and china patterns.  That didn’t go over too well, but I figure he was just overwhelmed with the choices.

LOL. Top Notch.
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Re: If your Significant Other Left, what would you Miss the Most?
« Reply #26 on: November 21, 2017, 10:08:01 am »
Quote from: CatherineofAragon on November 21, 2017, 07:43:03 am
@Frank Cannon

Two days after I met him I went to his work to get his opinion on silver and china patterns.  That didn’t go over too well, but I figure he was just overwhelmed with the choices.

If I remember correctly, that is exactly Emily Post's number one suggestion for landing a husband.  Or it was Lisa Marie Nowak.  I always get those two mixed up.
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Re: If your Significant Other Left, what would you Miss the Most?
« Reply #27 on: November 21, 2017, 10:49:11 am »
Quote from: RoosGirl on November 21, 2017, 10:08:01 am
If I remember correctly, that is exactly Emily Post's number one suggestion for landing a husband.  Or it was Lisa Marie Nowak.  I always get those two mixed up.

@RoosGirl

We laugh now, but girlfriend was being practical.  If you just really need to focus on your stalking game, throw on some Depends and floor it.
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Re: If your Significant Other Left, what would you Miss the Most?
« Reply #28 on: November 21, 2017, 11:19:59 am »
Quote from: CatherineofAragon on November 21, 2017, 10:49:11 am
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We laugh now, but girlfriend was being practical.  If you just really need to focus on your stalking game, throw on some Depends and floor it.

Thank God I am a repellent human being. I wouldn't to be on any of you broad's radar.
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Re: If your Significant Other Left, what would you Miss the Most?
« Reply #29 on: November 21, 2017, 02:38:30 pm »
Now I'm confused. You show your lawyer silver and china patterns. And that is Emily Post's  number one suggestion? Get a lawyer before you get a husband?

Or is it you try to score a lawyer husband and wait two days before you apply the pressure with the silver and china thing? If he doesn't run you have a keeper?

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Re: If your Significant Other Left, what would you Miss the Most?
« Reply #30 on: November 21, 2017, 03:44:24 pm »
Quote from: corbe on November 20, 2017, 08:57:25 pm
   @bigheadfred   

I think that was covered under 'The Camaraderie' option, but I could be wrong.
   Besides that is a pretty Bold thing to type in this day and age!
   Someone is gonna make accusations about your insensitive, uncaring attitude toward women in general and if they shut down another of  my very scientific polls, I'm gonna be pizzed.   :silly:

    Really, I should care moore.

Wait - how do we know he was talking about women?
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Re: If your Significant Other Left, what would you Miss the Most?
« Reply #31 on: November 21, 2017, 07:30:59 pm »
Quote from: bigheadfred on November 21, 2017, 02:38:30 pm
Now I'm confused. You show your lawyer silver and china patterns. And that is Emily Post's  number one suggestion? Get a lawyer before you get a husband?

Or is it you try to score a lawyer husband and wait two days before you apply the pressure with the silver and china thing? If he doesn't run you have a keeper?

@Frank Cannon  @CatherineofAragon  @RoosGirl

@bigheadfred

No, my lawyer is keeping me out of jail for stalking.  The stalk-ee was my husband.  Somehow I ran him down and captured him.  I think he just got worn out.

Hey, Fred, who's your avatar?  She's pretty.
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Re: If your Significant Other Left, what would you Miss the Most?
« Reply #32 on: November 21, 2017, 07:31:40 pm »
Quote from: Frank Cannon on November 21, 2017, 11:19:59 am
Thank God I am a repellent human being. I wouldn't to be on any of you broad's radar.

@Frank Cannon

I've always been grateful for your repugnance.
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Re: If your Significant Other Left, what would you Miss the Most?
« Reply #33 on: November 21, 2017, 08:01:15 pm »
Quote from: CatherineofAragon on November 21, 2017, 07:31:40 pm
@Frank Cannon

I've always been grateful for your repugnance.

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@Frank Cannon

Right?  Because if he was a high roller *and* attractive in any way, we might not stand a chance against his charms.
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