22 Dead Bodies Discovered In Flint River Found To Be The Source Of Water Contamination

[Cripplecreek]

Authorities say roughly 11 million liters of state purchased water have been distributed to Flint residents since the emergency was declared in January over the cities tainted drinking water.

However, a grisly discovery was made on Friday morning when surveyors discovered 22 bodies at the bottom of the lake weighed down by concrete blocks and chains. Three retired Michigan state employees are being questioned in connection with the disposal of the dead bodies that led to the contamination of Flint’s municipal water system. The corners office is currently trying to identify the victims.

There’s a lot of discussion between the detectives and the coroner’s office that one of these bodies just might be the remains of Jimmy Hoffa,” said Lieut. Milton Cramer.

http://www.usefuldiys.com/2016/11/22-dead-bodies-discovered-in-flint-river-found-to-be-the-source-of-water-contamination/

Despite the title, these bodies wouldn't be a major source of contamination. Still interesting.

[Sanguine]

How big is this lake?

[dfwgator]

Chief Wiggum: "Uh, sorry, sorry. No dumping in the lake."
Fat Tony: "Fine. I will put my yard trimmings in a car compactor."
Lou: "Uh... Chief, I think there was a dead body in there."
Chief Wiggum: "I thought that too, until he said 'yard trimmings.' You got to learn to listen, Lou."

[skeeter]

Unless this is satire, it seems like a big deal. Why isn't it getting more coverage?

[Smokin Joe]

Jimmy Hoffa? Hmmmmm could be....

Authorities believe that four of the bodies had been there for at least 40 years or more. The other 18, they suggest, had been dumped there over the last 18 months. The coroner’s office said it could take months before any of the bodies are identified.

Mostly fairly new, either a dump site for a serial killer or some pros.

[endicom]

The concrete blocks indicate suicide.

[Oceander]

Jimmy Hoffa? Hmmmmm could be....
Mostly fairly new, either a dump site for a serial killer or some pros.

Good point. 

[roamer_1]

There’s a lot of discussion between the detectives and the coroner’s office that one of these bodies just might be the remains of Jimmy Hoffa,” said Lieut. Milton Cramer. [/i]

Ahhh... Sleepin with the fishes...

Sounds like the moustaches are in town.