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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2025
« Reply #500 on: July 25, 2025, 04:17:46 pm »
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"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

"They hate Sydney because she’s hotter than a habanero pepper planted in alkaline soil on a hill facing west and harvested in late fall after a dry summer."   TheThirdRuffian  

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2025
« Reply #501 on: July 26, 2025, 11:26:14 am »
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No government in the 12,000 years of modern mankind history has led its people into anything but the history books with a simple lesson, don't let this happen to you.

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2025
« Reply #502 on: July 28, 2025, 01:32:01 pm »
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"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

"They hate Sydney because she’s hotter than a habanero pepper planted in alkaline soil on a hill facing west and harvested in late fall after a dry summer."   TheThirdRuffian  

"It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living" F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2025
« Reply #503 on: July 28, 2025, 03:14:31 pm »
Me:  Babe, bring me a beer on your way back from the kitchen.

Wife:  Beer isn't good for you.  It's making you fat.

Me:  Babe, do you know the difference between beer and your opinion?

Wife:  No.  What?

Me:  I asked for the beer.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2025
« Reply #504 on: July 29, 2025, 10:33:52 am »
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No government in the 12,000 years of modern mankind history has led its people into anything but the history books with a simple lesson, don't let this happen to you.

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2025
« Reply #505 on: July 29, 2025, 04:33:05 pm »
Quote from: corbe on July 29, 2025, 10:33:52 am
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Hq-Dx-_wg_g?feature=share
Jarts came later, and when my folks saw those, they said "Oh, Hell no!".
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How God must weep at humans' folly! Stand fast! God knows what he is doing!
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Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2025
« Reply #506 on: July 29, 2025, 06:26:49 pm »
   I developed my Drug Habit when my Maw was working two jobs to keep the Family (5 kids) together.  My Father bought a Buick and chased a Blond.

   I'm so happy that on any days @92 she'll forgive me with that ever-present gleam in her eye.  :amen:
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2025
« Reply #507 on: July 29, 2025, 06:56:27 pm »
April Fools prank gone very wrong, she got the last laugh


This is a true story. The manager thought it would be a funny prank.
She sued and won.
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You may find 'nobility' in a savage. But never forget that his first instinct is to kill you.
You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
Rational fear and anger at vicious murderous Islamic terrorists is the same as irrational antisemitism, according to the Leftists

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2025
« Reply #508 on: July 29, 2025, 06:59:06 pm »
Wow

Keep in mind that it also irradiated the cereal as well
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You may find 'nobility' in a savage. But never forget that his first instinct is to kill you.
You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
Rational fear and anger at vicious murderous Islamic terrorists is the same as irrational antisemitism, according to the Leftists

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2025
« Reply #509 on: July 29, 2025, 07:08:02 pm »
Quote from: 240B on July 29, 2025, 06:56:27 pm
April Fools prank gone very wrong, she got the last laugh


This is a true story. The manager thought it would be a funny prank.
She sued and won.



Reminds me of the old blond joke where she was gluing two strategic parts on a Tickle Me Elmo.

The boss comes in and screams "What are you doing? I said give him two test tickles!"
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2025
« Reply #510 on: July 29, 2025, 08:29:47 pm »
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You may find 'nobility' in a savage. But never forget that his first instinct is to kill you.
You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
Rational fear and anger at vicious murderous Islamic terrorists is the same as irrational antisemitism, according to the Leftists

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2025
« Reply #511 on: July 30, 2025, 04:15:49 pm »
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You may find 'nobility' in a savage. But never forget that his first instinct is to kill you.
You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
Rational fear and anger at vicious murderous Islamic terrorists is the same as irrational antisemitism, according to the Leftists
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